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SUNDAYS at TRURO at 12.00 noon
PLEASE NOTE; Car Boot Sale will start at TRURO every SUNDAY at 12.00 noon!! Sellers should arrive from 9.00 am but be at least ONE hour earlier than t
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B HOLIDAY MONDAYS
@ TRURO CATTLE MARKET
Starts - 1.30pm
TUESDAYS
@ Newquay Circus Fields on TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS
Starts - 12.00pm
WEDNESDAYS
@ MITCHELL (NO DOGS) Starts 8th JULY
End Of Season
THURSDAYS
@ Newquay Circus Fields & Tuesday's
Starts - 12.00pm
THURSDAYS
@ PAR MARKET on THURSDAY at 9.00am
Starts - 9.00am
FRIDAYS
@ Falmouth Rugby Club on now! STRICTLY NO DOGS!
Starts - 12.30pm
SATURDAYS
@ Royal Cornwall Showground-WADEBRIDGE
Starts - 3.00pm
SATURDAYS
@ The NEW Mitchell for 2015 STRICTLY NO DOGS!
Starts - 12.00pm
SUNDAYS
@ TRURO Cattle Market this SUNDAY at 12.00 noon
Starts - 12.00pm
SUNDAYS
@ PENRYN Rugby Club at 1.30 pm (No dogs)
Starts - 1.30pm
SUNDAYS
@ LANHYDROCK Starts SUNDAY at 3.00pm !
Starts - 3.00pm
 
 
 
 

 

 
 
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YOU MUST NOT SELL any of the following at out Car Boot Sales

WINES, SPIRITS, CIGARETTES, TOBACCO, ANIMALS, FAKE DVD's, CD's or VIDEOS, GUNS, KNIVES, FOOD, CAKES, SANDWICHES, DRINKS, FRUIT, VEGETABLES, CRISPS and SWEETS of any kind, without the express permission of CARBOOTSCORNWALL and with the approval of CORNWALL COUNCIL HEALTH AUTHORITES and TRADING STANDARDS!

 
 
Lidl Condoms! A great WIND-UP!! GOTCHA!!

Over the years one of our customers has gone so over the top with his WIND-UPS that occasionally he becomes 'a pain in the arse'

I felt so lucky when I noticed him shopping in Lidl's so I collected 2 packets of condoms and slipped then under his cornflakes in the trolley whilst he and his wife were talking to Lou.

Clearing the checkout I waited for his turn to empty the trolley when his wife saw the packets of condoms and BINGO I had scored!

I could not hear the conversation but it seems he was getting a HELL of a BOLLICKING then he suddenly saw me and my SMUG satisfaction! He made some very crude and offensive arm gestures to my total happiness!

By the way his name: WILLY!!

POSTED30/05/2011
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