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Eff off FFS! Cameron told to fu*k off by pasty shop employee!

The incident happened whilst the Prime Minster, and wife Samantha, were on holiday in Polzeath, Cornwall.
Kath Legest, manager of, The Splaan Pasty Shop, said: “Mr. Cameron and wife came into the shop and ordered a box full of pasties and cakes, presumably to take home with them, but I can’t be sure of that.
“Anyway, after a friendly chat about employment in Cornwall, with myself and Tamara, who’s been working in the shop for over a year now, Mr. Cameron took the box from the counter, turned to Tamara, and said, ‘well thank you very much, me ansum…’ That’s when she said what she said. I was forced to suspend Tamara there and then, although I suppose, I can see why she said it.”
Ex-employee, Tamara Pendavas, 19, said: “I don’t know what happened really. Just before leaving the shop Mr. Cameron looked me in the eye and said, ‘thank you very much me ansum’. Something in me just snapped. ‘O, fu*k off I said.
“Now of course I’m this legend. Everyone keeps knocking on my door and asking for my autograph. Mother said I should get one of those selfies printed, and sign them, a tenner each.”
An on-line petition has since been launched, reaching 3,000 signatures in just 2 hours, calling for The Splaan Pasty Shop to give Tamara her job back.

Geoff Says;

Yo, what about this story my lovers, that total knob rot Prime Minister blokie tries to be humorous with a Cornish young Lady Tamara Pendavas (proper Cornish name) by calling her ‘me ansum’ and she tells him to ‘Oh fuck off’ what a splendid lass to speak her mind. Let’s face it if you are going to be rude in three words that Cameron can understand then ‘fuck off’ should hit him right between the eyes. I often get the urge to tell some of our ignorant customers (men) to FRO and on the odd occasion I have thought it and suddenly the words come out loud of my gob and I feel so much better for it.
Facebook has been alive with support for the lovely young lady who has been sacked for her indiscretion and they all want her reinstated, just to rock the boat a little bit more for Tamara and in her favor I would be happy to give her a job and, we would pay her well above this rotten Governments ridiculously low National minimum wage. FFS!
Anyway, Tamara is working away in this pasty shop and in walks this posh knob rot Prime Minister Blokie who buys up nearly all the stock and he is gobbing away to all and sundry whilst Tamara is ignored, as a parting thought he talks down to Tamara by calling her ‘me ansum’ with his pox-ridden Eton College accent and Tamara’s immediate ‘flash’ reaction is to say “Oh, fuck off” Brilliant!!

And, this is the first time he has ever done what a member of the public has told him to do so he walks straight out of the shop immediately FFS!! RESULT!! Tamara, well done my lovely. But the manageress then tells everybody “I was forced to suspend Tamara” for speaking three words FFS!
Why sack her for speaking her mind? The twat PM on hearing her say ‘fuck off’ should have immediately given her a seat in the ‘House of Lords’ amongst all his other cronies for her bravado and for saying in those three chosen words exactly what’s on her mind FFS (and half the country’s) or are those positions reserved just for brown nosed up yer bum type plum in god type rich B’stards who suck up to Cameron and his effing Tory wuusers bribing for a Lordship but they people don’t really GAF for anyone else apart from themselves!
And, let’s face it how many times have you said ‘Oh fuck off’ recently, I do it every pigging night when I am searching for something to watch on the frigging telly FFS!!
Bottom line;

Tamara me ansum, you were a bit naughty but in my world you had balls to be so bold and if you were my grand-daughter I would be dead proud of you cos I cannot stand the sight of Cameron either and every time he comes on my telly and thousands of other peoples tellies we all shout “Oh fuck off” FFS!!!

POSTED31/08/2015
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