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B HOLIDAY MONDAYS
@ PAR MARKET
Starts - 12.00am
MONDAYS
@ Truro Cattle Market BANK HOLIDAY MONDAY
Starts - 1.30pm
TUESDAYS
@ Newquay Circus Fields
Starts - 12.00pm
TUESDAYS
@ Long Rock
Starts - 12.00pm
WEDNESDAYS
@ MITCHELL
Starts - 12.00am
THURSDAYS
@ Par Market
Starts - 12.00pm
THURSDAYS
@ Newquay Circus Fields
Starts - 12.00pm
FRIDAYS
@ Falmouth Rugby Club
Starts - 12.30pm
SATURDAYS
@ Royal Cornwall Showground
Starts - 3.00pm
SATURDAYS
@ Mitchell cars from £7.00
Starts - 1.30pm
SUNDAYS
@ Mabe
Starts - 1.30pm
SUNDAYS
@ LANHYDROCK
Starts - 3.00pm
 
 
 
 

 

 

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YOU MUST NOT SELL any of the following at out Car Boot Sales

WINES, SPIRITS, CIGARETTES, TOBACCO, ANIMALS, FAKE DVD's, CD's or VIDEOS, GUNS, KNIVES, FOOD, CAKES, SANDWICHES, DRINKS, FRUIT, VEGETABLES, CRISPS and SWEETS of any kind, without the express permission of CARBOOTSCORNWALL and with the approval of CORNWALL COUNCIL HEALTH AUTHORITES and TRADING STANDARDS!

 
 
SUCCESS at TRURO on MONDAY and another week to SELL for only £3.00 any size vehicle...

Flashback!
However as a gesture of GOODWILL on ‘this MONDAY only that is the 4 (forth) of August’ any person with whatever vehicle can sell for the reduced price of £3.00 only! Tell your friends it’s like two for the price of one! Now then, as most of you know I have let Oli and his twin brother and sister Alice (the oldest by about an hour-poor mum) and Brother Henry look after Truro on Mondays and the business has been CRAP so to wind them up a tad I told them I think it is their fault, they are beginning to get an inferiority complex about it especially as I got 49 at Mitchell without really trying! This is their last chance and any less sellers than 35 (that’s 15 each) will be the reason we may have to close down, what a claim to fame!!

Update on Truro was the success I expected it to be today with 30 sellers and lots of buyers who certainly spent well and organised by Oli and sister Alice. The did a brilliant job it is such a relief to at last have a team of people who are so 'hands on' and real team players and happy in their work and they like people!! WOW!

Brother Henry took the day off so I reckon I was spot on with my 15 each challenge, now the target is 50 sellers for this coming MONDAY the
11th August at 1.30 pm selling with any sized vehicle for only £3.00 What a BARGAIN but I still bet we will get some bugger complain about something or other.

As you all know we use Cornwall Conveniences who provide portable toilets at most of our locations and I regret having to bring up the subject of toilet rolls again but here is a 'caravan owners & tourists generally' (Cornish people wouldn't stoop so low) warning "IF YOU DONT STOP PINCHING OUR BOG ROLLS we will put closed circuit surveillance in the BOG!

My best and funniest complaint was at TRURO at the beginning of the season. A lady was in the loo seated having a pee, she looks up to see a child's face hanging over the wall from the next cubicle and the bloody kid threw a glass of water at the woman and the woman got wet drawers and WTF am I going to do about it. I know these kids who are regular car booter's and they get bored waiting around. The brother and sister who are really nice kids involved in this crime, when I first heard the complaint I absolutely and literally peed myself laughing, fancy having to go home with wet drawers again but Madam was not so amused. The following week I bought them an ice cream and asked their side of the story they were pleased that it had amused me so much. "Shall we do it again Geoff"? I couldn't think of anything more amusing that to set my missus up with this stunt she would be absolutely sodding livid so I wouldn't chance upsetting her that much, well not for the time being anyway.
So my lovers imagine you are taking a pee and some brat did the same to you would you see the funny side of it or not, but then we men don't have to sit down to have a pee, well that's most of us dears.

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EXCLUSIVE interview with the two witnesses who saw this man swinging his penis around like a helicopter.........coming soon on Geoff Says featuring witnesses Marge & Rita from Cornwall...

POSTED05/08/2014
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