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Here you'll find some links to other websites which you may find useful.

Car Boot and Fair Calendar
 
Sellthings.net
The Bargain-Hunter's Bible
www.carbootcalendar.com
 
Safer shopping at the Online Shopping Centre. www.sellthings.net
Car Boots R Us
 
Dig 'N' Delve

A Massive Listing of 1000's of
Car Boots Sales across the UK
and around the world. We are
listed at
www.carbootsRus.com

 
Falmouth's Famous Second-Hand Emporium. If you can't find what you're looking for at one of our car boots, try Dig 'N Delve
www.digndelve.com
Devon Car Boot Sales
 
Car Boot Junction
For A Very Comprehensive Calendar
Of Car Boot Sales In Devon
www.devon-car-boot-sales.co.uk
 
Everything you need to know about your local car boot sales in UK. We are listed at www.carbootjunction.com
Hot Dog Decals
 
Your Booty
Screen printers and signmakers
www.hotdog-decals.com
 
Car Boot Sales Directory
www.yourbooty.co.uk
Enchanted Place Bears
 
Kenetic
The Home of Exquisitely Created Hand-Made Teddies
Incorporating The Bear Hospital
www.enchantedplace.co.uk
 
Graphic, website, sign and packaging design. Suppliers of litho, screen and digital print, signs and corporate clothing.
www.keneticdesigns.co.uk
APB Computer Services
 
Cornwall Holiday Cottages
Website hosting, design and scripting
www.apbcomputerservices.co.uk
 
I know a great place to stay!
www.iknow-cornwall.co.uk
Taunton Car Boots
  Monkey Tree Holiday Park
Organisers of Community Car Boot Sales in Somerset
www.tauntoncarboot.co.uk
 
Monkey Tree Holiday Park & Campsite in Newquay is an award winning family Holiday Park just minutes away from Perranporth & Newquay. Monkey Tree Holiday Park has an excellent range of static holiday homes to suit all tastes and budgets. The choice of caravan and camping pitches is superb, from standard non electric to those with hard standing, electricity, water supply and main drainage and even private bathroom facilities if required.

www.monkeytreeholidaypark.co.uk

 
 
Only Car Boot Sale at the moment is TRURO!!
Car Boot Sales at TRURO City Cattle Market on SUNDAYS at 1.30 pm Sellers should arrive at least one hour earlier.
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SUNDAYS
@ TRURO
Starts - 1.30pm
 
 
 
 

 

 

USEFUL LINKS

Hotdog Decals
www.hotdog-decals.com

Devon Car Boot Sales
www.devon-car-boot-sales.co.uk

Dig & Delve
www.digndelve.com

Kenetic Designs
www.keneticdesigns.co.uk

Taunton Car Boots
www.tauntoncarboot.co.uk

 
 
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YOU MUST NOT SELL any of the following at out Car Boot Sales

WINES, SPIRITS, CIGARETTES, TOBACCO, ANIMALS, FAKE DVD's, CD's or VIDEOS, GUNS, KNIVES, FOOD, CAKES, SANDWICHES, DRINKS, FRUIT, VEGETABLES, CRISPS and SWEETS of any kind, without the express permission of CARBOOTSCORNWALL and with the approval of CORNWALL COUNCIL HEALTH AUTHORITES and TRADING STANDARDS!

 
 
TOURISTS my lovers DONT FEED THE SEAGULLS!

Recently I watched a news item where sparrows and pigeons were feeding from the ground when a seagull joined in grabbed hold of one of the sparrows and in two gulps it had become a Swallow! I felt outraged about this particularly as there is such a decline in the population of sparrows.
Two nights’s later surfing the Internet I watched a video of five boys mixing up loaves of stale bread and cakes with bicarbonate of soda and laxative powders! Content they watched as the seagulls swooped down to devour the feast of their forthcomings SHITS! The birds took off but could not gain height as they started flying around in circles redecorating the houses and people with their instant pebble dash crap including the lads who had prepared the meal. I pissed myself laughing, bad lads!

Now we are into the main season some of the holiday makers do not realize the menace of these birds and throw food down whilst eating at our Catering outlets, in no time we have up to 20 birds screeching for food and landing on the tables even worse going through the rubbish bins frightening a lot of people including the kids!
It’s time for a culling to reduce the Seagull population in Cornwall, if you do not agree how would you like it if a bloody great Seagull craps all over you and your food! Lovely sauce dear!

However I have partially resolved the problem by using a starting pistol that has the immediate effect of sending the birds high into the skies only to return minutes later. Please DO NOT FEED THE SEAGULLS if you do you deserve to have it delivered back to you from a height! Shite!
Geoff.
I say it like it is please or offend my lovers!

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POSTED08/08/2012
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