Blog 14.
Now then, I mean, the turnout to Buck House for the Jubilee was impressive they say there were 20,000 I would have put the figure more like 50,000 but they were all celebrating so, where was the fun? where were the laughs coming from? I reckon that either myself (ex Butlins ex Pontins General Manager) (that’s TRUE!!) or dear old Michael Barrymoor (give him a break ffs he was such a highly talented man (still is) who knew how to handle contestants and provide great-great fun and laughter and real entertainment) Now then, he or I could have and would have livened up this celebration ending up with a chaotic drunken ‘march of the pigging mods with me leading the GAY Gordons my loverlies ffs’ slurping champagne all the way onto the carpets and puking up in and out of all the Buck House 700 rooms and pulling all the bog chains in and out of their their 700 bogs ffs. Meanwhile, in another room the real person we are all allegedly celebrating our dear Queenie who the dear of she was at home laying flat out on the couch spliff in one hand G & T in the other some decent Reggae music (peace marm, the dear of her Majesty!! (creep)