Blog 15.
Now then, the alleged Concert was full of has-beens never-has-beens and some guy who had the widest gob you have ever seen, if he was a lady he would be very much in demand dears? God, that is so rude of me, 3rd spliff in progress, or is it the fourth or fifth ffs I don’t GAF? I only keep putting ‘Now then’ cos I know it annoys you, do I gaf? That’ll be a no then sfoilya!
Now then, Some of my readers have been so complimentary asking for more of my stories of confrontational stupidity rudeness and my warped sense of humour that I dream up under the influence of the magic weed Cannabis otherwise known as Tetrohydrocanibinoid my lovers, god knows if I spelt that right fs. If you think I have written all of this in one go then think again big-nose! I take at least a month then I edit and add a bit then I look the following day and say fcuk me gently ‘did I really write that load of bolax ffs’ but it’s all good fun!