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// THURSDAYS at NEWQUAY 12.00 noon // SATURDAYS at MITCHELL at 12.00 noon // SATURDAYS at PENRYN CAMPUS at 2.00 pm // SUNDAYS at TRURO at 12.00 // St COLUMB MAJOR at 2.00 pm

NEW; Geoff Says; 03/07/2022 ……………………………………………………….!!

Tourists, holiday makers PLEASE do not FEED THE SEAGULLS! You may hear a STARTING GUN that Seagulls will fly away! There are plenty of fish in the sea fly off and fish for them ffs!! ………………………………………………………….. Now then, Some members of the public had been rude and offensive towards some members of my teams who now have security camers to record their working hours, if any members of the public are found to be rude/threatening/offensive to any members of our teams they have the rights to ask the offender/s to leave. We will post your details on this SITE!! 

Why  not give PENRYN CAMPUS Car Boot Sales on SATURDAY at 2.00 pm a try, lovely clean location it is a pleasure to be involved with PENRYN CAMPUS. Enjoy your lives, live happy lives X      SUNDAY at St COLUMB MAJOR two sellers set their stalls up taking up a massive space. Mr nobody decides ‘here is an opportunity to steal’ In full view of those around him he picks up two Candleabras puts them in carrier bags and buggers off ffs! Later the stallholder shouts ‘I’ve been robbed fs she then tells Louise who stands guard at one of the exits to see if she can catch the thief, lo and behold she stops a man as she sees evidence of the stolen items in his carrier bags her marches him back to the stall of 2 ‘seasoned sellers’ then Paul takes over and marches the man (a white foreigner-no racism with us) back to his car and he is BARRED from any of our Car Boot Sales, we have his picture also a picture of his car and registration number. Here endeth the lesson however, though shalt not set out a huge stall in today’s world ‘it is an invitation to treat’ but then as ‘senior management’ I would have made him pay for the stolen items then barred him dear! Amen!