50 SHAGS of GREY
Over the last few weeks women of all ages who attend our sales have in some way made comments about this phenomenally successful trilogy of books but our crowd generally are not over-impressed. I have not read the book relying on Lou to tell me the highlights but she objected to ‘the contract’ idea and when she got to the details about nipple clamps and fisting it was all a turn-off and she doesn’t particularly want to read parts 2 & 3 (but I bet she does) I think it’s a bit over the top when you have to say to your partner “Shall we get the nipple clamps out again dear”? or “Let’s get fisting Darling” I knew of someone in Newcastle who ‘did a fisting’ with a boxing glove on, imagine making love immediately after, it would be like throwing a sausage up Boscawen Street!

My dear Marge read the book on my behalf and I am reliably informed by Richard her so well trained husband she became ‘chirpier’ and a smidgen bit more demanding in the bedroom!

However in her day she remembers a ‘good old fashioned quick fumble in the back row of the cinema’ so do I Marge, so do I, and when the lights went up in the interval you realised what an ugly person you had been snogging on with! However she enjoyed the book calling it a HOOT she leaned plenty (hardly likely at her age) but has decided not to put any of her new learning’s into practice. She has become so regal and nice lately a real friend of the car boots, I remember when she was Miss Whiplash of the 60s but that’s another story!
Love yer Marge.
x

ps; The only marital aids I have is the hoist above the bed and a jump start!

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