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BEWARE; Petty Stealing!!

SUNDAY!! TRURO is on at 12.00 noon and it will be busy with THOUSANDS of BARGAINS!! At 2.00 pm we are at St COLUMB MAJOR it’s good to sell at and great BARGAINS to buy! ENJOY but do not allow petty pilferers to pinch from your stalls or from your wallets! PAY ATTENTION to your own security anywhere in CORNWALL!

Thank you to all those who supported TRURO with about 30 sellers who brought some really good items to sell judging from the cash being taken, but there has always got to be a butt! There were complaints from some sellers that items had been stolen from their stalls which means the sellers were not paying attention to their task ffs with ogling yer pigging mobiles! You are in charge of an area the size of yer bathroom, that’s two of you and you let someone steal off your stall ff sake! The warning at the head of this page has been there for weeks, the first wtf three words are “BEWARE Petty Stealing” and no bugger pays any attention, do they though! So I am sorry for your loss! My advice, “Let the kids do it fs, they will pay much more attention if you put them on a decent wage for the day”

However, there was a majority group of white skinned people and a very small group of fat snot faced black people, now I am not being racist, butt, on this occasion our survey of the stalls that were stolen from blamed the small group of fat faced scum bags who on this occasion were black faced snot gobblers into the bargain. We believe that they are a small group who are doing seasonal farm work, new lot next week praps!  Pay attention sellers!! Geoff.

“12 NEW ‘Geoff Says BLOGS’ added this week RUDE CRUDE just for you DUDE” Kamala Harris just beat the **** shi t out of Madman TRUMP she went for the Jugular! Madame President, I do believe!!

FRIDAYS at St COLUMB MAJOR It was the last one for this year! Next year we will follow the successes that we enjoyed at Falmouth Rugby Club and start the SALES on FRIDAYS at 10.30 am

Thought for the day; Be proud to be in CORNWALL the best place to live in the whole world where we do everything ‘drectly’ my lovely, my way of living, take your time there is no rush take a Toke, chill man ffs! Geoff.

May, I on behalf of Car Boots Cornwall welcome our tourists to our Car Boot Sales. Dogs are welcome we need to see your empty poo bags on arrival, if your dog has had a crap it is your responsibility to pick it up and ‘dump’ it into your poo bags then take it home with you and ‘dump’ it into your neighbours bin because you brought it with you, didn’t you though? Enjoy your stay with us. We love our tourists of all colours of their paper dosh cash, so spend spend SPEND Geoff. X Please x.

Our Car Boot Sales as listed below!!

SUNDAYS at TRURO at 12.00 noon

SUNDAYS at St COLUMB MAJOR at 2.00pm.

TUESDAYS AT NEWQUAY (TR8 4NY) @ 12.00 noon

This THURSDAYS at NEWQUAY (TR8 4NY) @ 12.00 noon

FRIDAYS at St COLUMB MAJOR (TR8 4JA)  END OF SEASON  10.30 am in 2025

SATURDAYS at MITCHELL (TR8 5FD) at 12.00 noon

All BANK HOLIDAY MONDAYS at TRURO at 12.00 noon & at St COLUMB MAJOR at 2.00 pm!!

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RULES IS RULES whoever you are!!

And so, It is written in the rules that NO PERSONS are allowed behind your selling stall other than you and your your partner and I will enforce the ruling by BARRING any offenders! Why? Because over 35 years we have had various incidents fs where items have been stolen by fellow sellers ffs or indeed by family members wtf from behind sellers stalls! The area you are entitled to is the size you need, just for you and your partner, that is the area of your selling to the buyers and general public! In your interest keep everyone away from behind your stall, please abide by this ruling!

 

Now then! To people who are disabled and are the Blue Pass holders which is a total privilege by the way, I am one of those holders and I would never abuse the system nor make demands for privileged parking fs! Now then, I am speaking to some of the old farts passholders who arrive later than the start time, they pay their ONE POUND thinking they have just bought the entire parking lot ffs then they make demands of where they will park ffs! But it doesn’t work like that my lovers, we operate on a first come gets the best parking and the late arrival wtf are lucky to get in so guess what? they start getting offensive to my team of ladies who collect your miserable pound and say ‘but I’m disabled’ well so what, so am I ffs but I would never make demands where to frigging park what is not available in a hugely busy private Car Boot Sale so my answer to the miserable sods who say “I can’t walk” ffs! Well my lovers, you are out in the country gods chosen country of Cornwall  getting clean fresh air and your doctors would approve of you getting some exercise so do not be rude to my team members or you can stick your pound where the sun don’t shine my birds and stay at home and have a moan at someone else, be happy fs, you are alive in the best place to live in this world of ours! Bless your darling hearts. (two faced bugger) I think I’m going to puke up dears!! And guess what, the real moaners are true red blooded CORNISH born and ill-bred ffs. Loves! Geoff. XX

No secret eating of CRISPS ffs because over the years CRISPS contribute to you having an enlarged belly mate and your belly button has suddenly disappeared so there is NO WAY BACK, deal with it ffs NOW! You now need to have your food intake reduced to eating every other day. which works if you keep to the rules, but it makes you a right miserable bustard to live with ffs! Love U. x

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