Sunday 24th October; Serious overnight rain and heavy drizzle most areas killed off the chance for a lot of  ‘shall we or shall we not’ brigade load up the car and sell at TRURO? they are the chickens in my book, the others they are the heroes and winners because only 38 sellers turned up so they were going to ‘take some serious dosh’ because our buyers had turned out in their hundreds to support the heaving stalls with bargains and happy sellers taking the dosh-dosh my man. It was a pretty rough day business wise for us but the satisfaction I got was to see how well the buyers hand bought as they went backwards and forwards to their cars with their purchases, happiness was in the air the hills are alive with the smell of watered down cow dung ffs from the pissing down overnight downpour and then this happened; A gent came to the car and said “Geoff, I really do appreciate the efforts you have gone to to provide your car boots over many years for the COMMUNITY here, I know you are keen on the odd spliff or two, here is a gift for you but I advise you to open it later Its home grown, thank you so much” Well, what a nice gesture from this gent of whom I have seen on many occasions, we shook hands and he departed. Inside the carrier bag was this circular box the aroma of fresh home grown Cannabis fills the air ‘It’s de weed man’ It is 4.00 am in the morning, I have been up since 3.00 am with leg pains and cramps so I am in my mancave and I am having a couple of  the man’s home grown smokes right not right now with a rum and coke and I am listening to Penguin Café Orchestra music pure bliss man my pains have more or less gone and I don’t know WTF I am on about ffs! Back to business, the Car Boot was good it’s the winter season unfortunately the tourists have more or less gone taking their money with them, they have been a great crowd and were totally cooperative with all the social distancing requirements to operate our Car Boot Sales within the law. Back to the ‘chickens’ what did they do? they all stayed at home and saw the lovely sunny afternoon saying to each other “wish we had gone now, it’s your fault we didn’t go to booty fs” My pc is describing my readability of this blog as; Needs improvement; what a faking nerve? Geoff X   END OF SEASON at NEWQUAY on TUESDAYS and THURSDAYS, sorry! We thank all of the buyers and sellers who have supported us during this dreadful year with COVID and we thank all buyers for their continued support with ‘social distancing’ regulations! Guess what? Not one complaint, thank you, proper job me lovers. It’s looking like end of season for MITCHELL & St COLUMB MAJOR after today but good old TRURO will go through the winter on SUNDAYS at 1.00 pm. It’s getting cold outside wear something warm and don’t wear your best shoes, that’s if you’ve got a pair? Be happy be safe wear a ?? ffs!  Geoff. x     Roll on 2022 …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….   Sellers should arrive at least one hour before start times, early sellers may set up from 11.30 am for an extra £5.00 no-selling no-buying no-looking no walking around trying to buy off other sellers! Rules is rules, break the rules and it’s ADIOUS mate. All of the buyers are watching to see fair play cos they want first choice at the BARGAINS and so they are entitled so bloody there!     SUNDAYS at TRURO is YOUR WINTER LOCATION!! Geoff

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Regulars will know that I have been asking members of our Car Boot Community to ‘get the jab’ to save lives, the same plea was repeated on FACEBOOK but I was ‘were’ staggered at the ignorance of those opposed to my thoughts. I did not ask for other persons to give their opinions I were giving mine but I did not resort to the utter filth that I received from those know-alls (Trumpet’s) who just had to say something to bring the conversation down to the GUTTER level like one of their readers who told me to ‘shove a red-hot poker up my Rs to deal with COVID’ ffs! His name Mr Christian Scott-Davis aided and abetted by some supporter called Joan both from the parish of Facebook. For them to recommend me to ‘stick a red hot poker up my Rs’ is as difficult as my suggestion that they GAFYSs dears! Now then please read the following, if you do not approve of my opinion then move along the dotted line, you are entitled to your opinion which I respect however this is my website and figures reveal over 1.6 million supporters so I must be doing something right fs. Peace and love? WAALOBs  that is; ********** ffs!! Geoff

“Please for your own sake and your family and friends don’t become a distant memory don’t be obstinate thinking you are someone special and that the COVID won’t get me. The COVID is one the increase half a million CHILDREN That’s 500 thousand have the virus in AMERICA, this young man of 24 thought ‘he knew it all’ today he knows NOTHING he is DEAD!” ……………  “If you are worried concerned cajoled into following someone else’s wrongful advice then speak to your doctor if not in these days they are not available keep trying!     Think seriously about ‘this’  if all else fails then WHY NOT come to NEWQUAY CAR BOOT SALE on THURSDAY the 30th of SEPTEMBER from 12.00 noon to GET YOUR JAB  as CORNWALL Ambulance Services will be on site with their volunteers to give you the advice you need, remember this; Thousands of these volunteers have saved MULTI MILLIONS of lives, let them SAVE yours? GET THE JAB please!!” TODAY TODAY TODAY  ************* This THURSDAY Vaccinations at NEWQUAY Car Boot Sale postponed until TODAY 07/10/2021 Latest news; THURSDAY Car Boot at NEWQUAY is On On On, Time to roll up your sleeves! I have had 3 JABS, you only feel a small prick, i would like to add to that but will refrain, Sorry but that’s how it goes big nose!

Coming soon, the update of mother in law Julia who now has a ‘social worker’ as her antics with the men in the care home are ‘fruity’ to say the least!! She is enjoying herself but knows not what her is a-doing! Ok yes she does! Geoff  X

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Now then my lovers here is an opportunity for you to just relax totally for a few hours probably flat out on the settee slurping away at a Gin & Tonic or my favourite rum and coke with a bit of smoke so let the waves and the sound of them gently crashing on shore take over. Take time out to relax, think about all the good things in your life while you watch and listen to the waves of the beautiful calm seas and in no time with all the water gushing around you it has made you want to get up and have a bloody piss ffs! Seriously, watch this or just listen and peace of your mind will happen, shut your eyes and daydream and in no time at all you could fall asleep overcome by the influence of a rather nice couple of spliffs, that’s no tobacco no nicotine pure common-sense my bird. So, if you smoke killer tobacco I urge you to give up tobacco which ends up with a painful death for the smokers and their family, save lives,  yours in particular, oh and just another thing to mention pet, if you haven’t done so by now get the COVID jab for your sake and the sake of all of your friends and your enemas (painful) and your families. Please, that’s twice I have saved your lives! Now listen to the waves, I mean you well for a long life cos you is worth it my lover. Geoff. X

 

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“Please for your own sake and your family and friends don’t become a distant memory don’t be obstinate thinking you are someone special and that the COVID won’t get me. The COVID is one the increase half a million CHILDREN That’s 500 thousand have the virus in AMERICA, this young man of 24 thought ‘he knew it all’ today he knows NOTHING he is DEAD!” ……………  “If you are worried concerned cajoled into following someone else’s wrongful advice then speak to your doctor if not in these days they are not available keep trying!     Think seriously about ‘this’  if all else fails then WHY NOT come to NEWQUAY CAR BOOT SALE on THURSDAY the 30th of SEPTEMBER from 12.00 noon to GET YOUR JAB  as CORNWALL Ambulance Services will be on site with their volunteers to give you the advice you need, remember this; Thousands of these volunteers have saved MULTI MILLIONS of lives, let them SAVE yours? GET THE JAB please!!” Geoff Says. X ************  TUESDAYS and THURSDAYS we are at NEWQUAY opposite HENDRA at 12.00 noon both days. *****************  SATURDAYS at MITCHELL at 12.00 noon // SUNDAYS at TRURO at 1.00 pm // SUNDAYS at St COLUMB MAJOR at 2.00 pm *************   History;   TODAY SUNDAY the 19th September we are at TRURO CATTLE MARKET at 1.00 pm and at 2.00 pm we are at St Columb Major,  Sellers should arrive at least ONE hour before start times.  If you have a large stall you could arrive two hours before start times pay an extra £5.00 and set your stall up with  other early sellers. No Selling-No Buying-No Reserving items from other stalls just ‘set up only’ please.   Keep an eye on your stocks and make sure no-one takes any items from your stalls without paying for them ‘know wot I mean’ thank you. Enjoy your day, be nice to yourself,  why not tell someone ‘I love you’ and mean it, why not indeed? Geoff  X

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Superb TUESDAY And THURSDAYS In NEWQUAY At CHAPEL FARM Our COMMUNITY CAR BOOT SALE (Opposite HENDRA HOLIDAY PARK) At 12.00 Noon!!For Information Regarding FRIDAYS Restarting Are Now Delayed Till Next Season On GOOD FRIDAY At 12.30 Pm (See Geoff Says)

 TUESDAY and THURSDAY Car Boot Sales in NEWQUAY both at 12.00 noon Welcome to all of our visitors, if you have come here for Boardmasters I am sorry it was on last weeks ffs sorry! Hilarious fun ‘Oh, I thought is was this week’ said a voice from Yorkshire ‘will I get a refund’ Nope! Hah!! Do it for YORKSHIRE? TODAY SUNDAY at TRURO ONLY at 1.00 pm St Columb is CANCELLED due to forecasts! Sorry!! I was told by my missus it would be a waste of time trying to do Car Boot Sales today because  of the weather forecast by the BBBC so I agreed that St Columb should be cancelled but I wanted TRURO to go ahead inside and outside. My attitude was borax to the BBBC and what a huge success the day was with around 30 stalls outside and say 40 indoors. The buying was brilliant with thousands of bargains to consider. And the kids were on their best behaviour because ‘it’s present time at Car Boot Sales’ Some stalls were so happy that at the end they offered buyers and other sellers “Everything is FREE help yourself” what a lovely gesture!! Bottom line; Guess who was right my missus? Geoff Xx   See all details regarding Car Boot Sales at FALMOUTH RUGBY CLUB which are delayed until 2022 in Geoff Says blogs!   This weekend; SATURDAY at MITCHELL at 12.00 noon SUNDAY at TRURO CATTLE MARKET at 1.00 pm also on SUNDAYS at St Columb Major at 2.00 pm be secure with your selling items and your cash be safe be well, GET THE JAB for yours and your family’s safety, please! Geoff  X

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Sunday 24th October; Serious overnight rain and heavy drizzle most areas killed off the chance for a lot of  ‘shall we or shall we not’ brigade load up the car and sell at TRURO? they are the chickens in my book, the others they are the heroes and winners because only 38 sellers turned up so they were going to ‘take some serious dosh’ because our buyers had turned out in their hundreds to support the heaving stalls with bargains and happy sellers taking the dosh-dosh my man. It was a pretty rough day business wise for us but the satisfaction I got was to see how well the buyers hand bought as they went backwards and forwards to their cars with their purchases, happiness was in the air the hills are alive with the smell of watered down cow dung ffs from the pissing down overnight downpour and then this happened;

A gent came to the car and said “Geoff, I really do appreciate the efforts you have gone to to provide your car boots over many years for the COMMUNITY here, I know you are keen on the odd spliff or two, here is a gift for you but I advise you to open it later Its home grown, thank you so much” Well, what a nice gesture from this gent of whom I have seen on many occasions, we shook hands and he departed. Inside the carrier bag was this circular box the aroma of fresh home grown Cannabis fills the air ‘It’s de weed man’ It is 4.00 am in the morning, I have been up since 3.00 am with leg pains and cramps so I am in my mancave and I am having a couple of  the man’s home grown smokes right not right now with a rum and coke and I am listening to Penguin Café Orchestra music pure bliss man my pains have more or less gone and I don’t know WTF I am on about ffs! Back to business, the Car Boot was good it’s the winter season unfortunately the tourists have more or less gone taking their money with them, they have been a great crowd and were totally cooperative with all the social distancing requirements to operate our Car Boot Sales within the law. Back to the ‘chickens’ what did they do? they all stayed at home and saw the lovely sunny afternoon saying to each other “wish we had gone now, it’s your fault we didn’t go to booty fs” My pc is describing my readability of this blog as; Needs improvement; what a faking nerve? Geoff X

 

END OF SEASON at NEWQUAY on TUESDAYS and THURSDAYS, sorry! We thank all of the buyers and sellers who have supported us during this dreadful year with COVID and we thank all buyers for their continued support with ‘social distancing’ regulations! Guess what? Not one complaint, thank you, proper job me lovers. It’s looking like end of season for MITCHELL & St COLUMB MAJOR after today but good old TRURO will go through the winter on SUNDAYS at 1.00 pm. It’s getting cold outside wear something warm and don’t wear your best shoes, that’s if you’ve got a pair? Be happy be safe wear a ?? ffs!  Geoff. x     Roll on 2022

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Sellers should arrive at least one hour before start times, early sellers may set up from 11.30 am for an extra £5.00 no-selling no-buying no-looking no walking around trying to buy off other sellers! Rules is rules, break the rules and it’s ADIOUS mate. All of the buyers are watching to see fair play cos they want first choice at the BARGAINS and so they are entitled so bloody there!     SUNDAYS at TRURO is YOUR WINTER LOCATION!! Geoff

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Okay so here is the gossip on Falmouth Car Boot Sales, we that is me advertised that there would be a Car Boot last Friday and watching the BBBC they put the boot in with their stupid king forecasts and they were wrong again ffs, however people tell me that it was sunny all afternoon which was another total load of bollox because we know it rained real rain for FRFC and us Car Boots Cornwall. So good was the turnout that if we had run the sale there would have been no more than 7 sellers and a few buyers, commercial suicide.

We that is the Committee representative and our Louise have agreed that it would be very difficult to re-establish our business particularly as we have been away for almost two years so all eyes are on a new agreement that will allow us to promote in 2022 Car Boots Cornwall back at the Falmouth Rugby Club from Easter Good Friday next year. A lot more could be said, least said soonest mended, that’s what my step-fathead told me and he was full of crap, been dead over 50 years the dear of him another good RESULT!! Be good to each other and save lives Get the JAB it does not hurt! Do it for your family and your friends but most of all do it for yourself fs, please! Geoff. x

NOW THEN THIS WEEKENDS Car BOOT SALES! SATURDAY at MITCHELL at 12.00 noon the SUNDAY we are at TRURO Car Boot Sale at 1.00 pm and at St Columb Major at 2.00 pm! It could be busy lots of people around so beware that we have our share of people who might pick your pockets or take something from your stall without paying the cheeky sods that they are so they are, but pay attention and be safe please. Geoff

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SATURDAY Is OFF OFF OFF FFS! Back To Bed Time! FRIDAY At FALMOUTH CAR BOOT SALE (Was Cancelled Due To Weather High Winds And 40% Chance Of Rains // WEEKEND Starts With SATURDAY At MITCHELL At 12.00 Noon // SUNDAY At TRURO CATTLE MARKET At 1.00 Pm // St COLUMB MAJOR At 2.00 Pm // Enjoy Your Day, Live Longer GET THE JAB My Lovers, Proper Job!!

News and history (see Geoff Says) Today is CANCELLED at MITCHELL because the Landlord conceded that the BBBC got their forecast right for the first time at Mitchell ever! I do not care what the BBBC say about tomorrow our Car Boots will be on on on. See down below for Sunday dears!    TODAY is SATURDAY  and it is 7.30 am it has been pissing down since 5.30 am and it’s going to continue till it’s finished filling all yer water butts my luvvers! Now then, the BBBC have rarely got their forecasts right but today they have and here am I sitting smugly in my mancave watching the rain bounce off the ground and enjoying a quiet spliff that some very kind gentleman gave to me last Sunday “here Geoff try this” so I did and that is why I am stupid enough to find the rain romantic ffs and because I forgot to bring my coat I am unable to ‘go do her breakfast’ result or wot man until the rain do stop man, know wot I’m saying! FRIDAY Falmouth (was cancelled yesterday due to weather and winds) SATURDAY it’s MITCHELL at 12.00 noon// SUNDAY it’s TRURO at 1.00 pm // SUNDAY it’s St Columb Major at 2.00 pm! Enjoy!  Geoff  

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30th July 2021 FRIDAYS; It’s good news week for Falmouth Rugby Club CAR BOOT SALES that returns to recommence our sales after the COVID 18 months break from our sales after 32 years of running our sales at Falmouth this coming FRIDAY the 6th of August at 12.30 pm! Everyone loves Falmouth Car Boots and the people are nice (well some of them) I will be there in person (weather permitting) PLEASE NOTE; Parking is limited for buyers so why not park and walk or leave the car at home my lovers you know it would be good for you to walk from TRURO to Falmouth,  (brilliant smoke) that would kill off a few old farts so I wont be participating but they have all been ‘double jabbed’ and will live forever ffs, have you had your JABS yet my birds? Seriously all ages must GET THE JAB please, Steph and her man have had theirs for themselves and their three adorable children, now that make sense, don’t it though? Geoff. x  

TODAY TUESDAY 27th was CANCELLED at NEWQUAY due to rain and drizzles most areas. Sorry. Geoff. x                                                                 

 SATURDAY at MITCHELL was CANCELLED if we have ‘got it wrong’ blame the BBBC!! They did get it wrong, I have seen no rain all day. BBC forecasts ruin all outdoor activities with their percentages of forthcoming weather when they are so wrong time and again. I spoke with a farmer who told me on Thursday “there will be no rain on Saturday” I wish I had taken his opinion. Geoff TODAY Saturday we have cancelled MITCHELL due to heavy rain with warnings of possible floods.   I think the BBC have got it wrong again but we do not want a replay of chaos rain and cancellation of 2 weeks ago when sellers got drenched in an unexpected downpour sending themselves home in record times with soaking clothes shoes  y fronts knickers the lot and were they all well pissed off, you bet! The forecast for today was supposed to be overnight heavy rain, there was a 15 minute shower and at 7.00 am BBC say 86% chance of rain which is total bull shit there is not a drop of rain at all!! Sorry to cancel, it’s back to bed time. Result!!  XX 

            TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS at NEWQUAY (opposite HENDRA HOLIDAY PARK at 12.00 noontime. A nice location poo bags welcome with accompanying dogs and well trained owners, thousands of bargains, nice sellers and buyers in the heart of West Cornwall. Welcome to our guests from up country may your stay be pleasant may your dosh been flowing cos we has had a terrible year and a half but now we are safe because Cornwall has highest figures for ALL of us to HAVE THE JABS my lovers, have you? Save yourself and your friends lives. Bless Up man!   

We are sorry to have cancelled SUNDAY at TRURO and St Columb Major due to the piddling rain so it is now time to talk to the family and say sorry if you have been in the wrong to your missus who always is in the right according to herself, say sorry to the kids for shouting at them then piss off to the pub with your mates but on the way pop in and get a nice takeaway to be delivered to the missus and the kids, what a nice thing to do but get all of the really strong WTF curry sauces with each meal so they will remember the flowing day with doses of the poo-runs me ansum, then off to the pub with your mates to get pissed out of your minds and a spliff at midnight ffs, it’s good to daydream innit? Geoff.  X   By the way “HAVE YOU HAD YOUR JABS YET”  is in the interest of the sensible Cornish people who may or could have to self-isolate due to an infection from the influx of tourists. To those who don’t approve of my message I am targeting the people here in Cornwall in the hope they will pass the message on to other sensible people! Do you get the point it’s called “J A B” it saves lives don’t you know and by the way the complainants by email are none other than yer bleedn suvverners mate bragging about owning ‘second homes’ here in CORNWALL ffs! And, and people who live here can get their jabs at Royal Cornwall Showground no less! Geoff Says!!

 PLEASE NOTE; It is against the law for persons to tout our customers to sell inferior FAGS-CIGARETTES!! Don’t do it TRADING STANDARDS have the power to take all of your stock and your vehicle and anyway your fags are the worst you can buy and they make you barf up a lot and you cough up your guts because the fags you are selling are full of shite man made by idiots for idiots and, and you could get cancer ffs. Seriously, if any person tries to sell my customers cheap fags that NO TAX has been paid on them watch out man cos it’s off with your balls time, at least!     Just to mention there was a wonderful smell of weed wafting through the air at TRURO on Sunday afternoon reported to me by an elderly lady with a happy smile on her face, how sweet. x   Geoff

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