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Yo Yo Yo ! What a wonderful day on SATURDAY with 75 plus sellers between MITCHELL and PENRYN and loads of buyers, thank you for your support AND the sellers did well at BOTH locations // SUNDAYS at TRURO at 12.00 noon and St Columb Major at 2.00 pm ENJOY!!

EVERY SATURDAY at PENRYN CAMPUS Car Boot Sales you will be seeing the University and what a SPLENDID setting for our Car Boot Sales thoroughly enjoyed by the students and a total credit to their friendly and helpful management teams. For the benefit of the students they will be permitted to pay only 50p entrance from 12.30 pm if they flash their identity please. This location is a Top Class spotlessly clean friendly and sellers please note; there are up to 1800 students right on the doorstep my lovers traditionally they are great spenders especially on clothing so ladies go through your wardrobes they love vintage wear in fact they are great buyers and sellers give them a good deal and they will come back my bird. If you are here on holiday welcome to Cornwall where we now have electricity and hot running water fs. Our Car Boot Sales are friendly places to buy and sell so come and enjoy. Geoff

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I would ask all of those sellers and buyers who have supported us over 33 years to enjoy coming to the Penryn Campus Car Boot Sales where up to 1800 students come to further their education. We are so pleased with the professional way in which our application to move to their location on a sharing basis was dealt with by Management and Security. I am not sure if I am allowed to mention names but Rose was superb-plus! I would wish that the people in Penryn, MABE and Falmouth would support the University at Penryn Campus with their approval of allowing Car Boots Cornwall to operate our Car Boot Sales at the CAMPUS!! Thank you for all your support, please respect the permitted areas and dogs will be allowed under control ‘ON A LEAD’ please. We have a superb hard standing array of Car Parking spaces for buyers and sellers.

The PENRYN CAMPUS whilst the rain was NOT forecast was a BRILLIANT first ever Car Boot Sale with over 20 stalls in the rain the sellers did really well over 4 sellers took over £100.00 one boy decided to sell loads of his toys and his mum were delighted and really proud of her son’s efforts making him over £100.00. All sellers were given a £3.00 off voucher for their next boot sale.

PLEASE NOTE; DOGS ARE ALLOWED AT ALL LOCATIONS ‘ON A  LEAD’ and don’t forget the POO BAGS please! Geoff

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HISTRY! Thank you to all the folks who turned up to support THURSDAY at NEWQUAY cold breezy but to the determined sellers and buyers enjoyed their day, I am told.  Geoff SORRY about today WEDNESDAY where the predicted weather forecast is so bad that ROSUDGEON was CANCELLED so were we!!!    The WEDNESDAY  WAS a TRIAL DAY at MITCHELL where you sell for a FIVER that’s all vehicles however if you choose to go in early to set up your stall from 10.30 am it will cost you an extra FIVER trailers extra fiver. This was/is a fuel saver saving you at least £3.00 on the day. NOW CANCELLED until School Summer Holidays!!  Geoff ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. Please see the yellow panel on the HOME PAGE for all your Car Boot Sales times and dates including TRURO, MITCHELL x 2, NEWQUAY x 2, St COLUMB MAJOR plus ? ? ?  …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. GREAT NEWS!! New Car Boot Sales on SUNDAYS at 8.00 am at HELSTON RUGBY CLUB from SUNDAY 15/05/2022 more details to follow; That’s official; “HELSTON RUGBY CLUB SUNDAYS at 8.00 from May 15th 2022” Geoff …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. Did you know that this website www.carbootscornwall.co.uk has had over 1.7 MILLION hits on it, it’s all down to Geoff Says but it’s a great credit to the readers! Thank you, I will restart  later this week with a ‘Letter to Putin DH’  …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… SORRY for being ‘off the air’ over the weekend, I will take the blame for the ‘cock-up’ entirely my fault. Geoff ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. Here is a tip you will NOT regret! The first drink of the day should be ‘two slices of LEMON and hot water! DRINK IT HOT!! Within a few days you will notice a difference in yourself and your moods and your general being, honestly you will change!!! Geoff    

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Ok, It’s nice to advise that MITCHELL Car Boot Sale is on this coming SATURDAY at 12.00 noon. Gates will be open from 9.30 am. We hope for a lot of sellers who have waited so long to sell well here’s your chance my lovers and get the kid’s to tidy their bedrooms and sort out their unwanted bits so they can make their own pocket money! Right!! Tell em, Geoff Says!!

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I should like to thank the Bloody BBBC for giving us such a dreadful forecast that from 12.00 today there would be heavy rain from 12.00 noon which was a total load of tadpoles borroxx FFS! Your bloody forecast ruined our business this weekend where more people who watch your diatribe would have could have should have come out into the open air and made some dosh. As it happened I gave all of the sellers 7 in all and the caterers and Joey fruit & veg man and all of our buyers who supported well but I am telling you this the sellers had a field day with buyers handing over loadsa dosh mate and they all got in free and I watched some of the empty stall ffs and I cried all the way home. In life you have to grab your balls and go 4 it today’s sellers did just that and they all went home tickled pink the dear of them all. We will go ahead on all weeks unless there is appalling rain but we must have support from sellers and buyers otherwise we may have to become seasonal from next year which would be a shame. Anyway it was nice to see so many of our regular buyers and sellers and it had not gone unnoticed that one or two of you (more) had put on  more than a few pounds sir and madam! Before you start, I have not, I weighed in at the hospital the week just gone which has been consistent, so there! Good news on it’s way I do believe. Geoff

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START TIME 12.00 noon!!Beautiful FUN picture!

Sellers should arrive at least one hour before the start times, if you want to set up earlier and pay an extra £5.00 then you should arrive at least two hours before start times at all locations. We plan our usual Car Boot Sales for this year at FALMOUTH, St Columb Major, Newquay (Tuesdays and Thursdays) and Mitchell all start dates to be finalised. ENJOY! Geoff.

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Sunday 24th October; Serious overnight rain and heavy drizzle most areas killed off the chance for a lot of  ‘shall we or shall we not’ brigade load up the car and sell at TRURO? they are the chickens in my book, the others they are the heroes and winners because only 38 sellers turned up so they were going to ‘take some serious dosh’ because our buyers had turned out in their hundreds to support the heaving stalls with bargains and happy sellers taking the dosh-dosh my man. It was a pretty rough day business wise for us but the satisfaction I got was to see how well the buyers hand bought as they went backwards and forwards to their cars with their purchases, happiness was in the air the hills are alive with the smell of watered down cow dung ffs from the pissing down overnight downpour and then this happened; A gent came to the car and said “Geoff, I really do appreciate the efforts you have gone to to provide your car boots over many years for the COMMUNITY here, I know you are keen on the odd spliff or two, here is a gift for you but I advise you to open it later Its home grown, thank you so much” Well, what a nice gesture from this gent of whom I have seen on many occasions, we shook hands and he departed. Inside the carrier bag was this circular box the aroma of fresh home grown Cannabis fills the air ‘It’s de weed man’ It is 4.00 am in the morning, I have been up since 3.00 am with leg pains and cramps so I am in my mancave and I am having a couple of  the man’s home grown smokes right not right now with a rum and coke and I am listening to Penguin Café Orchestra music pure bliss man my pains have more or less gone and I don’t know WTF I am on about ffs! Back to business, the Car Boot was good it’s the winter season unfortunately the tourists have more or less gone taking their money with them, they have been a great crowd and were totally cooperative with all the social distancing requirements to operate our Car Boot Sales within the law. Back to the ‘chickens’ what did they do? they all stayed at home and saw the lovely sunny afternoon saying to each other “wish we had gone now, it’s your fault we didn’t go to booty fs” My pc is describing my readability of this blog as; Needs improvement; what a faking nerve? Geoff X   END OF SEASON at NEWQUAY on TUESDAYS and THURSDAYS, sorry! We thank all of the buyers and sellers who have supported us during this dreadful year with COVID and we thank all buyers for their continued support with ‘social distancing’ regulations! Guess what? Not one complaint, thank you, proper job me lovers. It’s looking like end of season for MITCHELL & St COLUMB MAJOR after today but good old TRURO will go through the winter on SUNDAYS at 1.00 pm. It’s getting cold outside wear something warm and don’t wear your best shoes, that’s if you’ve got a pair? Be happy be safe wear a ?? ffs!  Geoff. x     Roll on 2022 …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….   Sellers should arrive at least one hour before start times, early sellers may set up from 11.30 am for an extra £5.00 no-selling no-buying no-looking no walking around trying to buy off other sellers! Rules is rules, break the rules and it’s ADIOUS mate. All of the buyers are watching to see fair play cos they want first choice at the BARGAINS and so they are entitled so bloody there!     SUNDAYS at TRURO is YOUR WINTER LOCATION!! Geoff

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Regulars will know that I have been asking members of our Car Boot Community to ‘get the jab’ to save lives, the same plea was repeated on FACEBOOK but I was ‘were’ staggered at the ignorance of those opposed to my thoughts. I did not ask for other persons to give their opinions I were giving mine but I did not resort to the utter filth that I received from those know-alls (Trumpet’s) who just had to say something to bring the conversation down to the GUTTER level like one of their readers who told me to ‘shove a red-hot poker up my Rs to deal with COVID’ ffs! His name Mr Christian Scott-Davis aided and abetted by some supporter called Joan both from the parish of Facebook. For them to recommend me to ‘stick a red hot poker up my Rs’ is as difficult as my suggestion that they GAFYSs dears! Now then please read the following, if you do not approve of my opinion then move along the dotted line, you are entitled to your opinion which I respect however this is my website and figures reveal over 1.6 million supporters so I must be doing something right fs. Peace and love? WAALOBs  that is; ********** ffs!! Geoff

“Please for your own sake and your family and friends don’t become a distant memory don’t be obstinate thinking you are someone special and that the COVID won’t get me. The COVID is one the increase half a million CHILDREN That’s 500 thousand have the virus in AMERICA, this young man of 24 thought ‘he knew it all’ today he knows NOTHING he is DEAD!” ……………  “If you are worried concerned cajoled into following someone else’s wrongful advice then speak to your doctor if not in these days they are not available keep trying!     Think seriously about ‘this’  if all else fails then WHY NOT come to NEWQUAY CAR BOOT SALE on THURSDAY the 30th of SEPTEMBER from 12.00 noon to GET YOUR JAB  as CORNWALL Ambulance Services will be on site with their volunteers to give you the advice you need, remember this; Thousands of these volunteers have saved MULTI MILLIONS of lives, let them SAVE yours? GET THE JAB please!!” TODAY TODAY TODAY  ************* This THURSDAY Vaccinations at NEWQUAY Car Boot Sale postponed until TODAY 07/10/2021 Latest news; THURSDAY Car Boot at NEWQUAY is On On On, Time to roll up your sleeves! I have had 3 JABS, you only feel a small prick, i would like to add to that but will refrain, Sorry but that’s how it goes big nose!

Coming soon, the update of mother in law Julia who now has a ‘social worker’ as her antics with the men in the care home are ‘fruity’ to say the least!! She is enjoying herself but knows not what her is a-doing! Ok yes she does! Geoff  X

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Now then my lovers here is an opportunity for you to just relax totally for a few hours probably flat out on the settee slurping away at a Gin & Tonic or my favourite rum and coke with a bit of smoke so let the waves and the sound of them gently crashing on shore take over. Take time out to relax, think about all the good things in your life while you watch and listen to the waves of the beautiful calm seas and in no time with all the water gushing around you it has made you want to get up and have a bloody piss ffs! Seriously, watch this or just listen and peace of your mind will happen, shut your eyes and daydream and in no time at all you could fall asleep overcome by the influence of a rather nice couple of spliffs, that’s no tobacco no nicotine pure common-sense my bird. So, if you smoke killer tobacco I urge you to give up tobacco which ends up with a painful death for the smokers and their family, save lives,  yours in particular, oh and just another thing to mention pet, if you haven’t done so by now get the COVID jab for your sake and the sake of all of your friends and your enemas (painful) and your families. Please, that’s twice I have saved your lives! Now listen to the waves, I mean you well for a long life cos you is worth it my lover. Geoff. X

 

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