THIS FRIDAY at St Columb Car Boot Sale starts at 12.00 noon on 2nd AUGUST! EARLY Sellers should arrive from 10.00 am other sellers should arrive for 11.00 am
May I on behalf of Car Boots Cornwall welcome our tourists to our sales. Dogs are welcome we need to see your empty poo bags on arrival, if your dog has had a crap it is your responsibility to pick it up and put it into your poo bags then take it home with you because you brought it with you, didn’t you though? Enjoy your stay with us. Geoff. X
May I suggest it would be a waste of time in any event travelling to LANHYDROCK at any week because we understand that nearly all of the alleged BARGAINS have been bought by the sellers before the Car Boot Sale commences so, come to our honest Car Boot sales where “nobody buys any item until the sound of the horn” now that’s FAIR PLAY aint it though? Car Boots Cornwall welcomes buyers and sellers from BODMIN my lovers, come to watch “how a real Car Boot Sale is run at TRURO, MITCHELL, St COLUMB MAJOR and NEWQUAY” Geoff X
Please Note; EVERY FRIDAYS at St Columb Major at 12.oo noon, this Car Boot is going to become very popular with sellers and great local community support, altogether a pleasant experience, nice people, but keep an on yer halfpenny, not everyone is as honest as you., know what I’m a saying, no nicking right !! Geoff
SUNDAYS AT TRURO (TR1 1RT) @ 12.00 noon
SUNDAYS at St COLUMB MAJOR at 2.00pm.
TUESDAYS AT NEWQUAY (TR8 4NY) @ 12.00 noon
This THURSDAYS at NEWQUAY (TR8 4NY) @ 12.00 noon
FRIDAYS at St COLUMB MAJOR (TR8 4JA) at 12.00 noon
SATURDAYS at MITCHELL (TR8 5FD) at 12.00 noon
All BANK HOLIDAY MONDAYS at TRURO at 12.00 noon & at St COLUMB MAJOR at 2.00 pm!! BOTH GO AHEAD!
Geoff Says!
Security for you! Our sellers! It is written in the rules that NO PERSONS are allowed behind your selling stall other than you and your your partner and I will enforce the ruling by BARRING any offenders! Why? Because over 35 years we have had various incidents fs where items have been stolen by fellow sellers ffs or indeed by family members wtf from behind sellers stalls! The area you are entitled is the size you need, that is the area of your selling to the buyers and general public! In your interest abide by this ruling! Now then! To people who are disabled and are the Blue Pass holders which is a total privilege by the way, I am one of those holders and I would never abuse the system nor make demands for privileged parking fs! Now then, I am speaking to some of the old farts passholders who arrive later than the start time, they pay their ONE POUND thinking they have bought the entire parking lot ffs then they make demands of where they will park ffs! But it doesn’t work like that my lovers, we operate on a first come gets the best parking and the late arrival ffs are lucky to get in so guess what? they start getting offensive to my team of ladies who collect your miserable pound and say ‘but I’m disabled’ well so what, so am I ffs but I would never demands where to frigging park what is not available in a hugely busy private Car Boot Sale so my answer to the miserable sods who say “I can’t walk” ffs! Well my lovers, you are out in the country gods chosen country of Cornwall getting clean fresh air and your doctors would approve of you getting some exercise so do not be rude to me team members or you can stick your pound where the sun don’t shine my birds and stay at home and have a moan at someone else, be happy fs, you are alive in the best place to live in this world of ours! Bless your darling hearts. I think I’m going to puke up dears!! And guess what, the real moaners are true red blooded CORNISH born and ill-bred ffs. Loves! Geoff. XX I love being antagonistic I am 86 so I don’t really GAF my lovers, truth to tell but I love our Car Boot Community, Lou and I have some very happy memories but then so has the communities of people who have supported us, so hear is a massive thank you and if you’ve got any spare home grown I would appreciate a couple of buds and then a couple more ffs. Be happy and love yourselves first and last and be nice to others and feed the birds but mainly feed yourselves and watch your weight ffs! No secret eating of CRISPS ffs over the years CRISPS contribute to you having an enlarged belly mate and your belly button has suddenly disappeared so there is NO WAY BACK, deal with it ffs NOW! You now need to have your food intake every other day which works if you keep to the rules but it makes you a miserable bustard to live with ffs!
