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Name: Karen West
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Subject: A 50 shades poem
Message: I was sent this and thought it would amuse you too! Fifty Shades of Grey Hair”

The missus bought a Paperback Down Dymocks, Saturday,
I had a look in her bag; T’was “Fifty shades of grey”.
Well I just left her to it, At ten I went to bed
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread…..
In her left hand she held a rope; And in her right a whip!
She threw them down on the floor, And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago; I might have had a peek;
But Doris hasn’t weathered well; She’s eighty four next week.
Watching Doris bump and grind; Could not have been much grimmer.
Things went from bad to worse; She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled up upon her feet; A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and… Said…. I must dominate her!!
Now if you knew our Doris, You’d see just why I spluttered,
I’d spent two months in traction For the last complaint I’d muttered.
She stood there nude, naked like; Bent forward just a bit ….
I thought what the hell, Stepped forward, And stood on her left tit!
Doris screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!? She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
“Step on the other one”!! Well readers, I can’t tell no more; About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,…. Turned “fifty shades of Grey”.

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