My Name is DOUCHE how do you do! Now you GONNA die!

Do you remember the man who wrote to ask “What was the biggest Car Boot Sale in Cornwall” and I advised him to visit them all to decide for himself. His name Geoff Douche! I thought it was a wind-up so I asked ‘Is that your real name’ and I included a picture of a douche alongside the copy email!

On Saturday at Mitchell this HUGE man came up to be and said “Are you Geoff”? To which I said ‘Yes that’s me what have I done wrong’ and he replied “I understand you have been taking the piss out of my name” I said ‘Have I, what’s your name then’
I am Geoff DOUCHE he roared! Oh Shit! Quick as a flash I said “I had a relative called that I thought he was the only Douche I would ever know, we used to call him Douche Bag” Anyway he was a nice bloke MAN MOUNTAIN who obviously had a great sense of humour and with a name like that he deserved it! He is on holiday in Cornwall.
Shit that was close; I must learn to shut my gob at times!

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