Last Sunday at MABE a seller told me the stall next door to them used a large bowl to put some ice in with bottles of water to sell (not allowed)After selling a couple of bottles and with overheated feet the sellers takes the bottles out of the water and sticks her feet into the bowl, after cooling down the lady shakes off the drips and puts the bottles in the bowl BACK ON SALE! You dirty MOO!!

Back to the Gipsies I have got to assure you the behaviour of the group last week was highly condemned by our local Gipsy family who were appalled at the tactics of the unwanted group . We have known Sheila and her families over many years they are nice people and they spend a lot of money at our Car Boot Sales. Sheila is great at fortune telling and a bit honest into the bargain, she told one lady ‘Your husband is having an affair’ so I had to admit it to Louise! (not true)but she also told me that I would live till I was 85 and her mother told me I would live till I was 93 I will settle for the ninety three but come on girls get your act together. Eight years difference is a hell of a gap? Went to Wales yesterday but what about these £4.00 tolls what is so special about Wales that the poor bloody motorist has to cough up four bleeding quid’s. Wales, where the men are happy and the sheep are nervous! And have you seen those daft main road signs all done in Welsh and ENGLISH what a load of crap.
During my days as General Manager of PONTINS at Brean Sands I used to go to Job Centres in Wales to interview staff for the summer Season and I asked most of them as part of the interview to say a sentence to me in Welsh with a 96% fail rate the ones that got it right didn’t get the job! Anyway my Lou keeps in touch while I am away (checking up on me) but yesterday after a rotten journey we had just left Wales (hoorah) and Lou texts me ‘URGENT get me some LEEKS! Get your own fogging leaks Darling!!