What is a WEDGIE?
I had never heard the expression “WEDGIE” until I came to Cornwall when some bloke in Dig and Delve said to me ‘Cor look at the Wedgie on that’ referring to a young lady student! What is a Wedgie I asked and then he told me in his own crude words. I am not going to tell you what he said you all know what a Wedgie is but now we have the “ATOMIC WEDGIE” where a man killed his father in law, now read on…….

Death by Atomic Wedgie: Stepdad suffocates after underpants pulled over his head
Jan 09, 2014 15:31

According to police, Denver Lee St. Clair’s stepson claimed he carried out the playground prank after his stepfather “jumped him”
Arrested: Brad Davis
Pottawatomie County Sheriff’s Office
A former U.S. Marine has been charged with murdering his stepdad — by giving him a Wedgie.
Brad Davis, 33, is accused of suffocating Denver St Clair, 58, by pulling the victim’s pants and stretching them over his head and around his neck.
According to statements given to police, the pair began fighting at Mr St Clair’s home after he bad-mouthed his wife, Tressia, who is Davis’s mum.
Officers said Davis told them he punched his stepdad unconscious after the older man “jumped him”.
Davis added that this is when he pulled the elastic of Mr St Clair’s pants up and over his head from behind, a prank known as an “Atomic Wedgie”.
County Sheriff Mike Booth said: “I’d never seen this before, but when we looked at our victim the waistband of his underwear was around his neck.”
The State Medical Examiner’s office found motorbike fan Mr St Clair died of suffocation and blunt force trauma to the head.
Davis allegedly pulled the elastic so tightly that it left ligature marks around Mr St Clair’s neck.
According to authorities, Davis said he had been invited for drinks at the home of his mum and stepdad in McLeod, Oklahoma.
Davis said things turned ugly after a night of boozing.
He told police he acted in self-defence but the death on December 21 has been ruled as murder and Davis was charged on Tuesday.
Investigators think that before Davis called the emergency services he altered the crime scene to make it look like the pair had been brawling.
Sheriff Booth said: “We continued our investigation and uncovered evidence that led us to believe that this was more than just a fight.”
Victim: Denver Lee St Clair
Court documents show that Tressia, who was in hospital having a hip op at the time of the killing, told police that her son lived nearby in a trailer house owned by her and her husband.
She said Mr St Clair thought his stepson owed him £4,000 for staying there. Davis’s brother told police that on December 20, Mr St Clair said he was going to “pull Brad out of that trailer by his throat”.
It has also emerged that a restraining order was placed on Mr St Clair in 2008 after a complaint from his wife. She claimed he had grabbed her by the neck and hurled her through a bathroom door.
Court records show Mr St Clair filed for divorce four months ago. It was the third time the couple began divorce proceedings. The first two cases — filed by Tressia in 2004 and 2010 — were dismissed.

Geoff Says; Can you imagine the scene, apparently the father in law was being very rude and offensive about son in laws wife. His effing and blinding upset son in law and when father in law hits out at son in law he grabs father in law by his underpants on the left side and stretches them so far he hooks them over the old farts head and neck, then he grabs the right hand side of the old gits pants and hooks them over the old buggers neck on the other side!

Can you imagine the pain never mind about round the neck but what about his goolies in the lower regions which would be under severe stress. The simple answer to try to save the father in laws life is to find a pair of scissors and cut the underpants elastic releasing the old sod so quickly his face would meet his arse and kill him anyway. WTF man!

Geoff
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