The only solution is why TF don’t we just put all the arms completely out of reach then let the women run the World (not like Thatcher but real women) What a result that would be, WOMAN POWER totally in control of the World and all its dosh FFS what a result! I reckon they there women would work their balls off for the country, metaphorically speaking you understand!! WOMEN in charge forever. Yup, I cope with that already at home like thousands of other Cornish underprivileged house husbands FFS.

They could have every Thursday off to deal with hot flushes and compulsory headaches and mood swings but the World would be a safer place once the WOMAN POWER start reducing populations? The end of the male population is totally within ‘lady power’ forever!! Whose Gotcha by the balls this time my bird! Imagine the laws they would pass to paedophiles, Guilty! Off with his bollocks and feed the underprivileged dogs ‘pedo-balls’! Yup I would vote for that, just find me a ‘goolies guillotine’ FFS!

Hold on to your own hollyhocks my lovers, hold tight Cornwall the invasion is starting, here comes Europe marching into the alleged peace and tranquillity of our lives here in Cornwall to live on our doorsteps and to cause gridlocks in the county and the roads are we assured and destined to suffer the same ‘over-population’ result in all major cities and towns and motorways with probably up to two million more of them are on their way and then the roll on effect of another two million and so on FFS.

But it isn’t’ their fault the poor sods that they are, they have got to live somewhere haven’t they? (Yes, but please not here in Cornwall) Although I could think of one farm that I would love to see a hundred travellers caravans with full squatter’s rights and loadsa bleeden kids! Revenge!! We love you all really cos you is human like us but how many of you are ‘real genuine refugee immigrants’ so tell the truth? Because I think there are multi thousands of people jumping on the bandwagon and they don’t belong to the ever growing ‘alleged migrants’ migrating which is a World problem.

I firmly believe we should have left Saddam Hussein in power. I know he was an absolute bastard but he did have total control in his region and Country which truthfully was not a lot of our business how he ran his own country affairs! He was a man feared but now look at the state of the World since he was taken out of power by Blair & Bush! Thousands upon thousands of innocent people have lost their lives as a result of two pig-ignorant jerks who did not listen to the public’s opinions. I believe the Syrian war would and could have been avoided, thank you to butt plugs Blair & Bush who are the real cause of all this migrant problem and the continuous wars! Blair & Bush Bastards (murderers) they are the real war criminals! And, I believe it is right to apologise to the WORLD for not listening to their pleas! NO WARS! NO WARS! It is time for us to stop interfering in other countries affairs, mind your own business FFS!

Pig’s foot-note!
I mean, during all my 50 odd years of dealings with the public which must amount to meeting millions upon millions of people. I have never-ever heard of anyone who would have sex with a pig and a dead one at that FFS? I asked a builder if he had ever heard of anyone having sex with a pig and he said ‘Yes, I does, the missus every night!

But, I’m not being disrespectful to our Pig Minister because he brings that’ all upon himself’ without any help from me. But here is a coincidence, if you take a close look at his pigtures there certainly is a strong resemblance and a hint of ‘pigness’ about our Pig Faced pig-shagging PM! FFS! Every time he comes on the Telly the whole country should shout “Oink, oink, Oink Oink! Wonder what happens on pig farms Mr Miles sir?