A lovely Grandma type lady holiday maker came to me at Newquay Car Boot Sale on Tuesday to complain that one of the stall holders had told her to ‘bugger off’

She said ‘it spoils your fun because that is what Car Boots are all about-bartering’
So you tried to barter and the seller would not agree how much did he ask?

He wanted a tenner and I offered a quid!

Madam, I said, that is very rude I would have to you to BUGGER OFF!

She was a real luv with a great sense of humour!

If anyone offers Phylis too little she says in a very bossy manner ‘WALK ON’

Geoff