You will remember the story of the 5’2″ Bronze stature of a very pretty young lady on sale at Newquay Car Boot this season. Hundreds saw it men compared it to the figure of their wives but did’nt dare tell them their thoughts I fell in love with it and bought her for 70 quid. I took her home and she has been in the office ever since. She is such great company (never says a word) but parts of her a flaking and their are cracks across her bum chest and back which need repairing before being sold on eBay. So Nigel my mate has a fifty quid challenge to fill in all her damaged bits and repaint her GOLD like by the time we come back from holidays. Then she will be sold on eBay, well that’s what I am telling her indoors!
I have called her ZELDA and will show you the finished GOLDEN ZELDA in a couple of weeks providing Nigel does’nt cock it up whilst I am away!!
I have 24 of you regulars packed in my suitcase, Louise has just one in hers! Me! She is so lucky to have me so am I!
More gossip (Marge and that delivery) on Sunday from St Kitts.
Our lovely sisters Rachel and Becky with Arlin are your crew on SUNDAY 13th please support them.

Thanks my lovers!
Bring it on!!

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