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Subject: RE: Came through website
Date: Sun, 7 Jun 2015 17:26:37 +0100
Hello,

Thank you for your very kind comments which are much appreciated, besides our webmaster Adrian I organise the general information and I do my own blogs under Geoff Says. My head is getting bigger as today at Penryn I got numerous compliments about my ‘up front’ comments on life.

Kindest regards and thank you,

Geoff

www.carbootscornwall.co.uk

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Subject: Came through website
Date: Sun, 7 Jun 2015 10:51:08 +0100

Hello Administrator,

The following is an e-mail sent to you through the administration contact page on “Carboots Cornwall”.

I’m extremely impressed with your writing skills and also with the layout on your weblog. Is this a paid theme or did you modify it yourself? Either way keep up the excellent quality writing, it is rare to see a great blog like this one nowadays.

Geoff Says,
It’s really rewarding when someone comes to say they enjoy reading your blogs but today was brilliant as I had four of Penryn’s customers come to say nice things about Geoff Says but even better than that is 2 people (love them) walked up to Lou to compliment Geoff Says and Lou took it all in her stride riding high on such lovely compliments for the man of her dreams which is all a bit two faced because Lou does not and will not read my stuff cos she thinks I am most rude to my beloved customers and that I ought to be ashamed of myself! When I can get the old battle axe as wound up as that it is a major achievement but I detect a little bit of two facedness going on here.

Every Sunday she speaks to head office (her Mother and Father) (my in-laws) and if they ever compliment Geoff Says (which mum-in-law does all the time) she takes all the bleeding credit and she don’t even read it FFS!

I have written a 30 page story about the domestic bliss in our household that you will all find brilliantly funny and rude (cos its wot I wrote) but before I print it in this column I need a solemn promise that as a regular reader you will send the story on to at least TEN of you friends either on Facebook or your email addresses! Believe me it is very funny and is nothing but the truth, well almost! Coming soon!

Enjoy this weeks weather, its looking good now watch some bugger spoil it all!

Here is one for the kids get then to mouth without a sound the words ‘two and a half pee’ which are identical to “do you love me” now look at yourself in the mirror doing the same words and you will look an utter nutter but it is great fun doing it on a bus sitting opposite some unsuspecting foreigner or an old granny! Try it on the wife or someone else’s wife and get a smack in the gob my bird! Do it across the classroom to someone you fancy ‘two and a half pee’?