Mitchell…

What a rotten BBC forecast which gave loads of you armchair layabouts the opportunity to get NO EXERCISE for yet another day but it turned out to be a superbly run well organised and typical Car Boot Sale organised by me Geoff.

I mention this because I understand that some traders from Rosudgeon have been seriously taking the piss out of Big Steve and saying that he is a crawl arse to ME! No he is not, he is a very nice man and I admire the way he decided “I am not going to be a FAT SOD any more, I am going to do something about it” and he has lost stones galore and we are all proud of him, and we respect his decision to change his ways when MONKEY TREE opens. So that means he will not be coming to Rosudgeon any more because it starts at 12 noon and you wont have to get there to queue at pigging four in the morning to get a stall!

Monkey Tree is set in 54 acres of countryside and the Holiday Park has facilities for up to 5000 holiday makers and I am sure the Car Boot Sales will be well supported on WEDNESDAYS from 16th JULY at 12.00 noon!

Back to Big Steve he says “They are so jealous of you Geoff and they say some terrible things about you Geoff” ‘Oh shut up Steve they love me really because I (that’s me) love to wind them up by saying “I am the best thing that ever happened to Car Boot Sales in the South West loved admired and respected and its all down to ME and my 500,000 happy Community Car Booters” and just one more quote from Big Steve “If they think they are all so good why didn’t they do as you did Geoff and go out and get their own Boot Sales and why do they all read the rubbish you write in ‘Geoff Says’ if they don’t like you! Thanks for your support Steve.

The bell has rung which means my food is on the table, god help me, I will be back!!

Here is more gossip, another rumour is that Lee Miles of Roseworthy Farms and I have had a serious fall out, some say we went as far as having a punch up. Not true, Lee was here on Friday acting out his ‘rent boy’ duties, anyway he gave us some fantastic steaks from his own farm and believe me they were superbly cooked by Lou (a rare occurence in this household) thank you Lee they were so much appreciated. It is fair to say we have more or less gone our separate ways but the 15 years we were together we got to know The Miles Family very well, what a complex lot they are but I have total respect for them all which is probably an overstatement of reality.

Its time to lift the lid off the gossip and reality of The Miles-Wiles years so I am going to serialise those years in Geoff Says and the truth will be nothing but the truth with permitted exaggerations………

all in the best possible taste my lovers! Lets clear one thing up Lee Miles thinks Geoff Wiles is an absolute bastard which is totally correct, I was born a bastard and will die a bastard but I am a nice bastard so we beg to differ on that one but I am not a ruthless bastard Mr Miles……….I love all of your family Lee and that’s my first permitted exaggeration!! X

LTC Catering/Roseworthy Farms & Hog Roast Specialists;

https://www.hogroastscornwall.co.uk/