It was lovely to see all the regulars at Truro on Sunday and it was all worthwhile for the smiles and cuddles from my many girlfriends but when blokes come up to me for a cuddle and then mention my aftershave I worry. One man said ‘that’s a lovely aftershave, what is it’? I said “I dont know it has a horse and cart on the bottle”
Anyway some of you have seriously put on a few pounds in weight my lovers and I dont like to mention names because Lou and I have got to admit that over Christmas and holidays we ‘scoffed at the trough of life’ a bit more than usual so we are guilty as well. Its a shame that we all suffer from enjoying eating then suffering the consequences by moaning about our naked figure reflection in the long mirror but at least you can do that in complete privacy and its your secret! YUCK again! However I must mention Orli who over recent weeks has been determined to lose some weight and what a difference she looks. She is a different person so much happier with her new look and I reckon there could be a new love in her life as well. She has lovely ‘come to bed eyes, going to bed eyes and been to bed eyes whereas my wife has very friendly eyes that keep looking at each other! She was most upset sitting on the Banana Beach when a coastguard asked her to move ‘because the tide wants to come in’ But I do love her-ish!

Loads of BARGAINS on Sunday and one of the stalls who told me ‘I sell a load of CRAP really’ took over £250.00 in the almost two hour period before the bloody rain stopped play. A lovely atmosphere amongst almost 1000 people who love their Car Boots but you always get some moaning old sod who actually blamed me for the rain and said the event should have been in the cattle pens! Wrong Mr Fart, we surveyed the sellers where they wanted to sell and the majority said outside which is what we did. For the record we have on average 10 phone calls weekly from buyers asking ‘inside or outside’ They much prefer for the event to be held outside and so do the MAJORITY of sellers.

Thank you all for the nice compliments you gave to Rachel & sister Becky & Arlin for looking after the Car Boots they are the top team.

Gossip!
CUPIDS COUCH latest;
Picture of Lady Lynn’s posh ‘cupids couch’ and Lynn told me that Marge has had to get a puncture kit for hers ‘one little prick and it burst’!!

Lots of love and crudity my lovers!

Geoff
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