You always get one who wants to have a groan about something and Mr Fart-Face was no exception on Sunday when he wanted all dogs banned from Car Boot Sales, if he had left it at just dogs he may have had a sympathetic hearing but no, “then I would ban all pushchairs and get this ‘disabled wheelchairs’ as well!! Outrageous thoughts!

Although he said this with tongue in cheek he seriously meant every word but his dear wife saved the day by telling him to SHUT UP! and he did!! WIMP!
Stick to your guns mate come and face some of my disabled customers and young mums who only bring the pushchairs to load the baby up with purchases and just put your hand inside my car and meet NANA MOON my dog who is a ‘nasty bitch’

My heart goes out to the double buggy mums who walk down the middle of the aisles at some of our sales with the screaming little brats giving it LOUD and Mum does’nt G A F!! When Mr Fart-Face is selling next I am going to surround his stall with babes in their buggies, over laden pushchairs, disability chairs and a couple of Blue Pass Holders, what fun you miserable old sod!! Dare me!

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