Extract from HOME PAGE Sunday 22nd September 2013
Sellers should arrive at least one hour before start times! Sellers should also bring some BARGAINS and BUYERS should bring plenty of CASH to buy the BARGAINS! We found most of the sellers very understanding yesterday when we had to CANCEL Mitchell due to the ground conditions, we found some of the buyers with little brain and even less understanding but plenty of GOB that in the interest of PUBLIC SAFETY I cancelled MITCHELL!! The fact was that the ground was absolutely grass drenched due to the heavy drizzle that had fallen over several hours! Several vehicles including mine caused serious skid patches on the grass and if the Car Boot Sale had gone ahead all of the visiting vehicles would have turned the green field into a brown slurrying mess ruining the location for the rest of the season. The few offensive buyers should engage brain before GOB adding a dash of business knowledge or even a dash of common sense and not open their mouths to let the winds blow their tongues around!! Have a lovely day today relax and leave the management to me and my teams, you know it makes sense-common sense, my lovers! X