Now then, well over thirty years had lapsed since I had heard or seen anything of him or his mother and now again through the courtesy of effing Facebook someone is wanting to beat the shit out of me and he is my ‘alleged son’ not only that his mother had found out all of my movements and phone numbers through the dreaded Facebook and she started really offensive text messages but was actually wanting me to renew ‘a relationship’ No chance!!
What they both did not realize was that I had kept recordings of his calls and her text threats which spanned almost a year and on his final call I left him in no doubt that all of the recordings from his drunken phone calls and threats and demands amounted to ‘stalking’ by him and his mother I will hand over copies of the recordings to the Police and I will cooperate with the Police to take action against you both unless the calls and threats and demands are stopped immediately! And I want an email to tell me you agree to this otherwise I am going to the Police today! The email was received, the calls stopped, thank you Facebook FFA!
But I do totally approve of Facebook, it keeps people informed, too informed, nothing is sacred nor secret any more.
Nowadays if you went out for a ‘sly drag on a fag or a quick shag with a slag’ it would be on Facebook before you got home FFS! It’s the same with these bleeding mobiles, everyone has got one and we all talk and text an absolute load of bollocks to each other. You now walk (well I did) into dreamy women wandering around the pigging aisles in Sainsbury’s with her mobile clammed to her ear whilst she talks sexy to someone the other end of the phone about ‘what shall I get for tonight’s tea my sweetie pie and then all night sex after the meal’ Balls to the meal darling, come on home, let’s get straight on with the all night sex my lovely’

Some people think of their mobiles as ‘the best friend I have got’ I think my mobile is a total pain in the rear end but without it I cannot keep our public informed which has made CBC the success that it has become over recent years. The messages we leave on our phones are listened to by 100s of people during the course of a week all time’s day and night-night and day especially peak season. We give updates (depending) on all of our activities during the day providing the reception is good enough to send out the latest information. Keep in touch with us for all the latest on Facebook and the CBC hotline details of our Car Boot Sales by calling 078 078 078 88