Pick up that dog POO!
At all of our locations we insist on dog owners being entirely responsible for picking up any dog poo from their own damn dogs. Some do it like well bread persons whilst others try to ignore it was their dog who crapped in the first place. It is worse in the selling lanes so I am asking all sellers please let me know immediately if any dog does its business near your stall but remember whose dog it was in the first instance. Most regulars know Aussie John who has been with us for 5 years and will return to home in late October. He is not certain if he will come back to Cornwall again. Of course you will John see you next year.

One Sunday this year at MABE John was following a man with large dog who allowed it to crap on the grass and the man walked on, John stopped the man and said to him “Will you please pick up your dog’s poo” and the man replied “No, I will only pick it up if the farmer comes and clears up the cow shit that’s everywhere” John was stumped however he convinced the man to ‘pick up the poo’ and told me the story. I later found out from Matt of WILD FOODS fame who is the son of a farmer who farms countless Duchy land acres in Mitchell and this is the reason we ask dog owners to take that shit away immediately.

Cow poo is harmless to the land and eventually is washed and lost into the grounds it is a good fertilizer for next year grasses, however if a dog has had a poo its crap carries a tiny worm which crawls out of the dog poo and makes its home into the grass roots. Along comes Mother Cow to eat the grass and your dog poo’s worms and suddenly the cow has a serious illness Neosporin Caninum.m and without doubt this will cause Mother Cow much pain and grief as she will lose her unborn all because some r soles allowed their dog to empty its bowels and not pick up the poo and take it home and put it down you own bog out of danger!

Two year ago I watched unable to help the situation whilst a young cow munched its way through a disposable diaper with contents. Obviously a tourist’s fat little fart child but the ignorance of people who want to just dump the diaper for our team to pick up astounds me.

I suppose some of you would come up with some great punch lines about this story, go ahead but please respect the countryside and our Landlords lands, please!

That’s bad manners my lovers!