Blog 18.
Suddenly they have all got to think of heading home before the dark cos wolves start by eating your legs off then there’s they ferking great big snakes that would cuddle you to death ffs then there’s your choice of hairy and deadly poisonous spiders that could crawl up the inside of your jeans mate, one bite and yer balls are paralised histry mate, sex life ruined, gone forever thank tf for that ffs, and, and then there are these geet figging 7 foot tall well hung randy boy-boy Kangeroos roaming around in the total darkness looking to score my old matey, yer know wot I mean Sport! These Giant Roos with at least 14 inch dicks my lovelies they have at times invaded the privacy of man who is bent over with his kegs at his feet whilst taking a quiet crap behind bushes ffs! Hilarious fun! Imagine that, telling your mates “I was shagged by this fking geet 7 foot Kangeroo whilst taking a crap imagine the mess WTF, But he says “it were the best day of my life but don’t tell my missus ffs!”