Below is an extract from the Wisconsin Voice which is a bit like the Newquay Voice full of shite and unconfirmed stories;

Rodriguez, for her part, was arrested and charged with ‘assault with a deadly weapon’ and her now ex-boyfriend Mills is being charged with the lesser charge of ‘sexual gratification with an animal.’ But, in an impressive piece of legal footwork, his lawyer is arguing the case that he’s innocent of that charge because a carcass doesn’t technically qualify as an ‘animal’

Wisconsin Public defender Fred Resnick filed a motion last week which claimed: “the statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass.” He said that if you try to include corpses in the category of animals, then “you are going to have several cases in front of you this next year, we are in Wisconsin — that’s what people do here.”

If Maldoon Mills is convicted, he could be sentenced up to two years jail time. The severity of the punishment is thought to be because of a previous conviction in ten years ago for shooting a dead pig named Mitzy for the purposes of carnal relations.

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