Apologies from myself for the lateness in any news I have just been linked up to the Internet. Our first week was a complete disaster so we have moved to an apartment where we are the only people staying in this area and it is peace perfect peace!
When I booked the holiday I spoke to the owner of the apartments and he absolutely assured me we would have complete privacy and our stay would be totally peaceful for the two weeks. What he did not tell me was that a French wedding had been booked and that 21 of the wedding guests plus their screaming little french kiddies were here to celebrate the wedding and why not?

Trouble was that Lou and me were the only Brits here. The noise was deafening mainly with screaming brats enjoying the pool when we arrived so I immediately told the resort manager we would only stay one week and we would find somewhere quieter.

The apartments reminded me of Butlins from the 60s where the chalet walls were so thin you could hear absolutely everything that was going on next door (especially if you held a glass against the wall) from all sides of each chalet so it was Butlins revisited again. My Lou slept through it all especially when visitations to the toilets from all the neighbouring apartment with every bugger flushing the bloody chains through the night keeping me well away from my beauty sleep.

But the apartment directly above our place from about 8.00 oclock at night for about an hour they were shuffling furniture and a futon around from one side of the room to the other causing the whole bloody building to shake. Eventually I would get some sleep well after midnight only to be awoken by Mr & Mrs Upstairs grunting and groaning having a 5.00am quick shag whilst the others in the apartment and their froggy kids slept through the excitement time. I woke her indoors up and said ‘listen to them up there what a racket’ as their bed was clanging and banging against the wall as they endeavoured to reach orgasmatism (lucky froggies) She listened for no more than 20 seconds said “Disgusting” and promptly fell back to sleep! ‘There is nothing wrong with having a five o’clock shag darling’ fell on deaf ears!

More tomorrow!

Lovely weather you are all having, it is boiling here but to christen my arrival I got the biggest Mosquito bite I have ever had! Guess where?

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