It seems amazing that on a lovely afternoon like today that the only complaints came from GRUMPY OLD SODS whinging on’where is she now’ and that we should BAN dogs!

A lot of men moaners seem to resent their wives getting amongst the stalls for BARGAINS and having a ‘good old natter’with neighbours or friends. I often get asked ‘where the hell is she now’? I say leave her alone she is enjoying herself this is HER TIME but still they GRUMP!

Then we get the DOG OWNERS who bring the dogs on leads drag them around the Car Boot and that is the dogs exercise for the day or weekend or even the week!
Today we had several complaints about DOGS! We dont mind the dogs coming to the Car Boot Sales but it is wrong not to use the fields at most of our Car Boot sales for the dogs to be walked and get some exercise yourselves!

Some idiot brought 4 dogs to TRURO today and stood posing with them at the gate its a CAR BOOT not a bloody DOG SHOW the main complaint of the afternoon came from a lady who was stunned when a dog cocked its leg and ‘peed’
(pissed) on her legs and open top flip flops (mmm nice warm YELLOW dog-pee) whilst she was looking at a stall!

You are on YELLOW CARDS DOGS we dont want to ban you but we certainly do not want to see blokes strutting around our car boots with large dogs on each hand like today! It must be an extension to their EGO! One woman moaned about a bloke with two large alsatian dogs she thought it was unreasonable and I agreed with her! ‘Bet he buys his underpants from Mothercare’ she quipped. ‘I dare you to say that to his face’ said Geoff.

Women can be so hurtful with words at times, but I love em all really! Well most of em!!

Geoff
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ps; We like dogs they make a change from HOG ROASTS!