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HUSMP results!

WOW we will have to do this again because there has been so much enthusiasm for you lovely ladies to show me your PUSSIES!
First there was MARGE who go it completely wrong by offering “Have you seen my PURSE” poor soul she is soo virginal at times but being a well bred young lady she had no idea of the nickname of PUSSY or FAIRY!
We had emails and texts galore from Annie who told me she would show me a picture of her FAT pussy see enclosed…..SUE got it right, Tricia got it right……Anon from Penryn Sands got it right but the best reply was from Mr & Mrs Over-load who ate all their meals several times a day and were on holiday at HENDRA! On Saturday the waddled up to me saying are you Geoff?
They had seen the competition and entered into the spirit of things by claiming the £3.00 off voucher by her declaring’ I know what you mean but I haven’t seen my pussy for years’ to which he added ‘and I haven’t seen my Willy for years either but we still have great fun together’! They then went into a ‘BELLY LAUGH’ that seemed to rumble forever, the mind boggles.
Others who got it right Vera, Susane, posh Anne, Ann, Mildred, Rita of big bum fame and Laura who cheated because Dennis told her the answer!
GREAT FUN but then I bet we get complaints!
Which reminds me a drunk walked out of this pub in Falmouth and was sick all over this little dog, he looked down at the dog and said’I dont remember eating that’
Geoff
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HYSMH still no correct answers here?

Updated;6th july 2012

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