Today at Falmouth 50 plus sellers enjoyed decent weather as they set up their stall for the 12.30 pm start time. I noticed a man looking around the stalls and I asked “have you a stall here if not you should be in that queue until the sale starts” he says no then continues to look around the stalls to which point I asked him “which Q are you going in” I was then told “look, shut your fucking face or I will smash you to the ground” overheard by several sellers who later complained to me about the man’s conduct.

He was aggressive referring to me as Sergeant Major! No I am known as B’stard and I am happy with that analysis because I believe in fair play “Get in that Q” further threats and the idiot joins the Q only to complain to Lou about me being a Sergeant Major and in two sentences she FLOORED him the twat!
I quite like the word TWAT because if they call me one that’s fine but this blokie was a King Sized motor mouthed Twat!!
Mister Fook claims he did not hear the threats cos he didn’t have his ‘aids on’ whatever that means I would be afraid to ask but he did assure me that if ever I get threatened ‘You are on your own’ what a nice bloke!!
Posh Anne got belted across the head by a seller handing a light fitting for someone else a complete accident of course ‘but it bloody hurt’ she kept telling me “Any chance of a claim” she asks? That will be an absolute NO my lover.

Anne is lovely, she is known by thousands of people around the flea markets and Car Boot Sales and I love her to bits, if you want to know the latest news and who to ask for advice in selling “got any jewellery love” then Ann will give you honest advice. She is always at MABE on Sundays and she sells mainly CDs DVDs and there is a huge selection to choose from and if you are having difficulty in locating a special DVD or film then Anne is there to help.