It seems I have upset a few ginger nuts with my tirade about a man I called Mr Tosser who became a pain in the arse trying to get me to update my website whilst I was driving to several of our location during the pissing rain! I did NOT call him a ginger twat according to Le-Roy of golden balls fame I merely looked up the word TOSSER on Google and came up with the Cornish Brewery SKINNERS who brewed especially for my story a fantastic knock you over beer Called “Ginger Tosser” which is made from Cornish (ginger) Honey and the title aptly fitted my ginger nutter text messenger!

If any person thinks they can take a pot shot at my Lou and me then it is fair play for me to have a go back especially if they leave their phone number or better still their email address.
Now then my bird, if I publish any persons phone number may I respectfully ask that you do NOT (well you can if you like) phone the person and be offensive to them! The person in question did phone eventually to ask (beg) ‘please take my number off your website’ but I was a bit tied up with doing my ironing and preparing Lou’s food (still eating)so I left the matter for a few hours! Suffice it to say ‘old ginger nut’ has not made his minimum of three calls in the morning since! One person Builder Paul who got really uptight about ‘ginger nut’ analysing the situation by insisting I am both attractive to men and women and he (ginger nuts) probably fancies me and likes to hear my voice! What!! Men fancying me? no chance my lovers I am totally in love with all women although I have had to put up with Aussie John making rude suggestions to me. Love you John but I am not interested (unless the price is right) Lets move on enough of nutters!

We are nearing the end of season at Long Rock and I genuinely thank all buyers and sellers who have been to Long Rock and who have helped its first year achieve very high possibilities of becoming a most successful location in the coming years. We have a fantastic Landlord who has given me a completely FREE hand to run Long Rock we think to its inevitable success in 2014/5 Go 4 it LONG ROCK!!

LANHYDROCK on Sundays is going to be fine-tuned next year by changing the starting time which we are certain will increase the sellers and buyers in huge numbers so again I thank all of the supporters of LANHYDROCK and the superb Landlords of the Manor who have shown a keen interest to see our Car Boot Sales in Bodmin the success such a fantastic location deserves.
One regular dealer complimented Lanhydrock by saying he earned more money in an one hour than he had taken at Rosudgeon in two weeks! Easy done my lovers, easy done!!

And finally on the subject of ginger headed persons I don’t know if it is true but according to the oracle the Omaha Kayan that ginger/redheads are fiery buggers and can really ‘fly off the handle’ at times?
Which must mean my missus must be a redhead cos she can hit the roof quicker than a rocket at times and its ALWAYS ME THAT’S in the WRONG!!

Now if you think I have been tough on this poor Ginger Tosser wait till I tell you the story about Mister K N O B H E A D!!!

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Skinner’s Cornish Ale – Ginger Tosser

by Skinner’s Brewery

Hoppy golden ale fused with Cornish honey and a hint of ginger.

Vol: 500ml
ABV: 3.8%

We appreciate many of our hampers are sent as gifts and for this reason we do not include invoices in any orders unless specified.

£3.10

Afterthought?

Come on Skinners let’s have a Mister Knob Head brew, I will be the taster! Geoff

Imagine how popular this beer would be and you bought just the one bottle and if you all had the balls to go up and say to the worst Knob Head in your life “here you are you fluck flaced KNOB HEAD” !!!!! Go on have BALLS!

Ps; Children should not have read this by the way! Sorry Mother!

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