Hello,
I have got to say a great big thank-you to Amelia, Alice, Jo-Jo and Bob for looking after the Car Boots at Truro whilst Lou and I have been away. They have done a superb job and I thank our regulars who have complimented the team’s efforts. Thank you.

It was great to see such a good turnout at Truro on Sunday at 1.30 pm when we held the Car Boot Sale for the first time on the front field with over 60 sellers and up to 1200 people in all making Truro a most popular location for every SUNDAY at the same time 1.30 pm
I did get complaints from a couple of the old codger society complaining that the grass was too wet and ‘We should be inside cos it might rain’ which was a load of balls because the sun came out exactly at 1.30 and blessed our Car Boot for at least 15 minutes then it buggered off. But, there were so many absolute bargains for a load of lucky buyers so who cared about the weather? I heard of one stall with takings over £800.00 One stall had some absolutely brand new with tags ladies pullovers and cardigans mostly cashmere in fantastic colour ranges (bankruptcy stocks) going from £2.00 a time and many of our regulars will have bought well at this stall and there is no doubt lots of them will be listed on eBay and probably sold by this weekend!

Quite a few comments about ‘Loads of foreigners’ but I have to say they are very good spenders and their behaviour was impeccable-ish on Sunday. We have to accept they are lucky to be here in Cornwall after leaving dreadful lives in their own countries. All we ask of them is to respect Cornwall and its citizens and we will reciprocate my lovers. Peace & love and a Spliff or two to work out WTF ‘reciprocate’ means.

Oh, and by the way just one thing my lovely Polish friends! I notice that ‘pushing in’ seems to be the norm and part of your culture where you come from and you do not seem to mind whom you please or offend. Well, not so here in Cornwall we are POLE-ite, our buyers like to plan their visit to our Car Boot Sale and a lot of them arrive early to be nearer the start of the sale! It is bloody rude and ‘in POLE-ite’ my Polish friends to assume that you can ride roughshod over my regulars some of whom have been supporting our Car Boots for over 25 years so please do not ‘PUSH IN’ otherwise I could BAR you or have you POLE-axed, or call the POL-ice or have a separate entrance for the PUSH in-in POLES pet! Then we could be POLES apart FFS! Ps; By the way are you paying you POLL taxes?

Oh, and just one other item! I had a customer tell me that Dem Poles men folk were going behind that huge Water Storage Container near the sheep pens and taking an im-POLE-ite pee whilst in the queue for the start of the sale with which you must create your own POLE-ution at our Cattle Market where we do have modern facilities like flushing toilets and urinals you Polish nerds. Pissoffski if you please FFS!!

We have had a meeting with the Landlords of Newquay Circus Fields which as most of you are aware has been taken over for a huge housing development (for the Polish) (with toilets) We are assured that we will be using the old Circus Fields entrance for our 2016 season although I have serious concerns that our start date could well be delayed.

We are in conversation with Perranporth Rugby Club and the signs are good for Car Boot Sales this year. Perranporth gets absolutely crammed with tourists in the peak season supporting all its Holiday and leisure Parks facilities and twice weekly sales could be a real possibility. I understand that the holiday-makers and tourist who come annually to Perranporth are very good spenders and ‘they love their Car Boots’ more to follow.

Whilst we were away on our hols I wrote a very-very rude analysis of lone people coming to our Car Boot Sales looking for love, lust and sex and lots of it, and it goes on for pages and pages.
Remember this, I am sitting in just my shorts in the shade in very hot weather in Mauritius in the Indian Ocean, my laptop my glass of rum & coke the odd Spliff (home grown) my missus is laid out sunbathing, wonderful views all around, peace and quiet prevails my imagination is kicking in, get writing;

But, I have got to edit so I will post this on MONDAY at 10.00 am onto Geoff Says this time my promise is binding. It is so worth waiting for and you will have a good laugh, it is very rude, and if it offends you then tough-tutties I have succeeded. But, would you do me a favour and send it on to friends. It’s a good coffee time read and I highly recommend it ‘cos it’s wot I wrote see’ Geoff. XX