Blog 20.
Johnnie condom espies Amber Heard saying to himself ‘yup I could do with some of that’ (so could I, then I’d do a fking fast runner ffs) Good looking woman, part time lesbian ( now that’s got a lot of possibilities ffs) does’nt cry cannot cry, cannot shed real tears at any pigging time (sounds ideal) nice figure probably good in bed, talks nice her-she would look nice on his arm for the premiers of his films so he falls dramatically in love and he king proposes to the soon to be the ‘beaten husband’ whilst she becomes the ferking ‘husband beater’ ffs the dear of her Miss Amber Heard no less!!!
Now then, Now then, just because you liked it, you shouldna put a figging ring on it Johnnie, sing, oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, I am completely round the bulberry bush (you should have given me a ring in the first place dear Johnnie ffs) but he doesnt and he won’t listen ffs! Once he proposes it’s the killer blow to his future because the untalented Amber Heard and her sister can now start plotting to get fortunes out of Johnne Depp by building up a case against the man for Domestic Violence for he who has never been violent in his whole life (so far) towards women as not witnessed by former partners who all came out to defend Johnnie condom’s reputation including his former wife of 14 years and including one of Johnnie’s left-overs (what a nutter) the lovely Kate Moss fs. I Mean, What better references could one ask for, no-one witnessed this mans violence ever, period, never not even once, so he is to become the victim of her the she-devil of Domestic Violence the dear Amber and he does’nt hit her back ffs! Good man! Good man!