Blog 19.
Now then, now then, have you all been watching the Johnnie Depp Amber Heard trial? I have never ever ever been on the side of man, I have been married 4 times (I just like wedding cake) (loadsa in-out in-out shake it all about over nothing really) allthough we had issues ending in divorces between ourselves at the dreadful partings of my former 3 wives through my own adultery (result ffs) (4th one pending) but I would never discredit them. Bottom line is I love all women as difficult as they are to live with but here is something you didn’t know I have lived with 12 different women to find ‘the right one’ (still looking fs) no wonder I have bags under my eyes! That is another subject that I will have to get stoned to address at a later date ffs. Back to reality, but that was reality fs!
After weeks of watching the case I can see what went wrong from the start. Amber Heard is very attractive so is Johnnie Depp (so am I, wtf has that got to do with it) but he is many years her senior, (beware my son fs I have been there, done that, got the broken heart, several times over) but believe me the alleged everlasting love bit does not and will not normally last forever in the real world, it’s always the bldn kids that poke their ever growing snot-boxes into messing things up for most marriages, but then, kids formerly and presently known as monsters of the deep from out there somewhere known as king-nerds, nowt to do with me fs, kids are great (I could only eat them one at a time) )(especially when they have left home for good ffs) Love you boys and girls, honestly, be nice to yer mums and dads or whoever take precautions or you could end up with a version of yourselves! Now then, where were we? oh yes, >