“Hello, I am a researcher from the TV programme Judge Rinder’s Court, do you know of a GEOFFREY PURVEY from Cornwall”? He has been in touch with our programme Producers to ask if they could bring you and your husband on to one of Judge Rinder Court televised shows so PURVEY can claim against you for barring him from your Car Boot Sales. He is claiming £1000.00 from yourselves for loss of earnings because he was barred from your Car Boot Sales. However if you were to lose the case the programme would pay the £1000.00 for you” how very bloody generous! Lou told the researcher a few hard facts about Purvey and the way he went about depriving ‘Cornwall’s lifesaving charity’ out of funds given by the public to the charity by paying himself a wage and expenses from charity funds. The researcher advised “Oh, he certainly did not say anything at all about any charity only that you had barred him from your Car Boot Sales” then asking “That should make for a most interesting case so are you prepared to come to Manchester to be on The Judge Rinder’s Court then?” Wow! What and offer NBC-FFS!

There is absolutely no way either nor neither of us two would want to waste out time to travel to sodding Manchester to defend ourselves in this ‘sham of a court’ against the spurious claim of depriving Purvey of earnings and wages from our Car Boots. Purvey did that without any help from ourselves so he can GaFH.

However if he has the balls (of which I doubt-girls blouse) then let him take this to a ‘recognised civil court’ here in Cornwall then we two will most definitely turn up with several of our witnesses headed by our original complainant and we will happily pursue a counter-claim from Snowy Geoffrey Purvey for say at least £2500.00 as a contribution of the donations given by the public in good faith which we two would guarantee every penny will be handed over to the ‘life- saving charity’ like Purvey should have done in the first place. Le Twat!!

Coach Trip?
I discussed this with a few of our regulars telling them about the bogus claim they are familiar with the details. It was no surprise when several volunteered to go to Manchester with us by coach and stay overnight at the Travelodge have a few beers then on the following day ‘bring it on’ as we will all take part as witnesses for the defence in The Judge Rinder Court to give evidence against Snowy Geoffrey Purvey so here is a challenge that will be sent via this blog to the Rinder Court researcher.
“We will take part in the Judge Rinder Court televised programme however in the event of Geoffrey Purvey losing his bogus claim (and he will) we would therefore ask the Judge Rinder programme to pay for our travel by coach and overnight hotel accommodation for ourselves and our 12 plus witnesses, further we would waive our rights for any ‘personal appearance fees’ but we will ask Judge Rinder for a donation from the programme towards our ‘Cornwall’s Life Saving Charity’ in the sum of £5000.00” which in our opinion is in the region of what is owed to the charity by the claimant Geoffrey Povey! I reckon he is suffering from high imaginations with a large amount of greed and stupidity and with hallucinations and a treble bout of Parkinson’s Dementia’s accompanied with a huge pile of verbal diarrhoea (the shits) FFS! WAFN!!
Hey, it could be a really good fun day out going from Truro by coach for the journey to Judge Rinder in Manchester with all of our witnesses. The publicity for Car Boots Cornwall would be phenomenal. Marge say she will bring some of her fairy cakes and a few jam butties and her Primus stove for a cup-a-tea when coach stops like (where has she been all these years? And WTF is a Primus stove) and my mate Ann dear of her has offered to bring a few crates of beer and some of breast of chicken sandwiches (you must see the picture) Willamena is wanting to bring Phyllis as caller for Bingo on the coach! Oh NO, she would only put the mockers on it all with all her doom and all of her gloom on the day and anyway whose gonna change her pads on the coach? Phyllis, still going strong even with her weaknesses (bladder) dear of her. X

Chicken bred by LTC Catering; x