Anyways up, regulars will remember that on 22/09/2016 I wrote a blog entitled “Charity Collection Complaints” reporting that one of a regular ‘alleged charity sellers’ at our PAR MARKET Car Boot weekly sales. He had been given for at least 4/5 years a 50% discount on the price of his stall by CBC as he had claimed that he was collecting donations on behalf of a famous and wonderful lifesaving charity. However by his own admission it seem that most of the monies collected ‘did not go to the lifesaving charity’ why? Because the seller insisted that firstly he ‘deducts his wages from those donations “given by Joe Public strictly for the charity” He also took out of the CHARITY takings expenses like fuel lunch and buying stock’ resulting in more than several complaints from members of our Car Boot Community because they were adamant that the CHARITY cash collected did not get the proper donations. Our interpretation of any person ‘doing a stall for charity’ is that the CHARITY gets all of the proceeds from the sales, amen.
He was therefore BARRED by Louise which I supported as we both believed he brought disrepute with his dishonest dealings on behalf of a vital ‘Community Lifesaving Charity’ We do not make a habit of barring people from our Car Boot Sales it is a last resort that we would stop people coming either to sell or buy however if you deprive a charity of monies collected on their behalf on our own doorstep then sure as hell you will be BARRED, no doubt! And for those who will say ‘Geoff is always barring people WALOBs I don’t suppose there has been 20 that I have barred ‘with good reason) in our 28 years of running car boots out of literally millions upon millions of customer return visits which for me is exemplary don’t you think? Who cares!

Now then, not having the common sense to realise what a wonderful con he had been on and instead of just walking away in sudden and erratic jerky movements the idiot starts complaining to all and sundry that ‘I Geoff had exposed his misappropriations’ of monies due to Cornwall’s greatest ‘life saving charity’ So he goes on and on like a cackling constipated hen telling anybody who would listen to his crap and as part of his defences he tells listeners “did you know that Geoff smokes CANNABIS” WAAW! I mean who doesn’t know that useless piece of information and what about the rest of the 28% of people who live in Cornwall (double in Camborne) who regularly ‘take to the odd spliff or two’ (medically you understand) But then he plays he thinks his master stroke without using his brain because no other bugger will listen to his bleeding bleating as he opens his mouth and lets the hot air blow his tongue around in circles so he decides as a total and last resort to go to that TVs dancing nerdy JUDGE RINDER (not a man’s man) live TV programme to bring us (that’s Lou and me) to justice in their illegitimate ‘not legally accepted’ JUDGE RINDER Court claiming £1000.00 for ‘loss of earnings’ FFS!

Yesterday both Lou and I got the unexpected phone calls from somewhere in Manchester which I immediately deleted without answering because I do not know anyone from Manchester, it’s probably some bugger after my dosh what’s more I don’t have any dosh nor debts in Manchester so in short “I don’t like Manchester” (especially United) so they can all just sod off cos I am of the age to get into an irritable mood at short notice without reason nor excuse so just let me do my own ting man FFS! But my darling wife answers the call and ‘bingo’ this is how the conversation went FFS!