LOOK what I bought for £70.00 quids!
This lovely bronze statue was on sale at Newquay Car Boot Sale two weeks ago the seller originally asked for two hundred pounds. At the end of the day one of our team said ‘did you see the bronze women is still for sale’ daring me to buy it without consulting Lou! No worries the seller almost cried when he sold it to me for seventy pounds he said ‘she has been in my life for three years and I am going to bloody miss her, I gave her-her last bath yesterday. You what! Anyway my two models Kelly and Dave helped load her in the car as I took her home to ‘meet the wife’ I put her in my office and told Lou I wanted to introduce her to my ‘new friend’ she stood besides the bust and said “My figure is better than hers” should have gone to specsavers I though but safer to keep my gob shut. I am going to keep the model for a while because it is so nice to have another woman in ‘my place’ that does’nt talk all the time but it did frighten the life out of me when I had forgotten her prescence and ended up on the floor with her, well that’s my excuse anyway! Marge saw it on display was was too busy looking to buy boyfriend Basil a ‘pinky toe ring’ I dont know what is going on in her mind lately no wonder Rachel escorts her everywhere. I have heard on the grapevine the couple met during her Miss Whiplash days, enough said! Guess who is moving (down-sizing) and all the neighbours are breathing a sigh of relief! Posh Ann of course! Love you X If you want any cheap lamintating doing see Lady Lynn and the service is fantastic…X