It’s ‘get a shave day’ every April the First on behalf of all the lovely LADIES who have to suffer the ‘alleged designer stubble’ Lads get it off you faces cos you is doing untold damage to your wives complexion’s with your constant kissing her with your stubbly chin rubbing against their near perfect skin FFS.
Get it off, then get it on lads, know what I mean?
Incidentally, last Thursday a regular holiday maker lady who comes to Cornwall every year was so pleased to see me she forcefully ‘hung the lips’ on me frightening the pigging life out of me FFS and my god did she needed a shave or what as she stabbed my chin with her porcupine beard FFS!

April Fools GET an EFFING SHAVE day!