For several years I have watched UKIP and their political ambitions and I have listened to countless brilliant speeches by Nigel Farage and decided to ditch my life long loyalty to the Labour Party and join UKIP I also considered putting myself forward as Candidate for the UKIP party for Truro & Falmouth and got all the necessary application and vetting forms, but after careful consideration I have decided to support the party in any way I can but I love Cornwall so much I would hate to be trapesing backwards and forwards to Westminster listening to some of the clap-trap speeches and I absolutely know I would fall asleep every time I went into the House of Commons, what a lovely advert for Cornwall. I am sad to say I do not think the seat for Truro & Falmouth will be won by UKIP which is another consideration.

Whilst I am very very very popular (and a raving big-head) with loads of our customers there are quite a lot who hate the bloody sight of me and my successful 11 Car Boot Sales. They shall be known as the jealous lot mainly from a small area within Cornwall which is hardly on the map known as WITHIEL I am told they seem to spend hours talking about me (or running me down) but the latest gossip making claim is that I am a crawl arse up to Trading Standards and I get a ‘tip off’ when they are on their rounds. What an absolute LOBs the Trading Standards are welcome any time they want to come to look around at our Car Boot Sales and WITHIEL should extend the same greeting to Trading Standards as I have. Who knows they may feel a few collars like they did at Mitchell oh, and by the way when WITHIEL is waterlogged and it’s the end of season where do those gossiping ‘withielonians’ go to do their Car Boot Sales they all come to TRURO so my Car Boots can’t be that bad.
I am not saying that WITHIEL should move with the times but they still have the ‘press button B to get your money back’ telephone boxes. One of our regular sellers who has done all of our Car Boot Sales decided to go to WITHIEL last Sunday and he told me that he did really well and I was genuinely pleased for him but he added “The customers there are a lot different to your Car Boot Sales they are a hard looking lot and so many foreigners who are rude and aggressive in their dealings with the sellers”

Which brings me back to UKIP and its quest to reduce and restrict the amount of fellow Europeans who are settling down in Cornwall, we must urgently stop the flow of new citizens otherwise there will be no homes for your children and their children and I know people will say that is Geoff being a racist no it is common sense CORNWALL does not have the space. In defence of the Lithuanians and other Nationalities who frequent our Car Boot Sales I can only speak highly of them, they are friendly and personable enough but enough is enough. If you are lucky enough to have settled down in Cornwall then please tell all your friends and families that CORNWALL is full up.
Thank you.