Many of you will remember when we started our first ever Car Boot Sale at Mitchell ten years ago but today we have a huge problem because of its popularity. We do not have enough spaces for buyers and sellers. We do nothing to encourage the influx of people apart from this website and our directional signs, we have proven what a complete waste of money was spent by us on advertising in the West Briton when its you our customers who have spread the word! Thank you…
Back to Mitchell our problem is serious with our dispute over Councillor Tankard’s attempt to entirely disrupt traffic at our Car Boot Sale but more serious is the question of space. A further field large enough for an extra 120 cars has been provided but with the ‘selling fields’ we are planning to move downfield to provide the rightful spaces for each seller. There could be restrictions on LARGE VANS whoever the traders are with the exception of the fruit & veg stalls and catering vehicles.
There is only one option which is to ask the farmer next door if we can use his field for additional parking for Saturdays. Now then, if we were to succeed in achieving the extra land there is absolutely NO DOUBT we would have to pass the cost of this to you our customer that’s buyers and sellers alike. I have always agreed that Landlords should get realist rents for the use of their lands for our Community Car Boot Sales so to continue to provide fantastic public events to the present demand there will be increases my lovers.
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A couple of weeks ago I was chatting to one of our team when someone offered me a contact mobile number which I needed so I passed my mobile to our Dave asking him to put the number in for me. Unknown to me he had searched my numbers and sent a text to Arlin our ‘main man’ from my mobile saying You are fired’! A few minutes after leaving to collect the signs Arlin returned looking tearful and distressed and I said ‘what’s up son’ and he showed me his mobile message and I looked at Dave and said ‘you absolute bastard’ and him and I pissed ourselves laughing but Arlin did not see the funny side and took a ‘fag break’?

Now then, back to Dave, well done that was funny however what goes around comes around as they say in Cornwall! Recently Dave asked me to advertise his absolute desire to meet a nice lady to share his life and future, he wanted bliss and happiness and marriage and lots of sex and maybe a couple of kids (I wouldn’t)
I am not sure if I should take him seriously after seeing these pictures posted on Facebook by Dave looking full of bliss and happiness with Aussie John and lookalike Justin Beeber some upstart brat from Canada!
Which section shall I advertise Dave?

GOTCHA! Nice pictures mate….We all love our Aussie John and John loves the boys this is not an advert its true, he does remind me of my gay daze!
Geoff
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