This is very rude but a true story!
Becky our Manageress and I were sitting in the car on a lovely warm day at Newquay Circus Fields during its Car Boot Sale, Arlin was sitting at the rear of the car on the open boot whilst the 3 of us were having a break. Suddenly a man shouts “Hey shitty arse come ere” I thought I was the only one to hear the man and he repeated “Hey shitty arse come ere” Quick as a flash Becky shouts to Arlin ‘there’s a man calling you over there’ which I thought was a bloody good line but Arlin didn’t. “Cheeky sod” shouts Arlin, once again the man shouts “Hey shitty arse come ere” We then notice a woman of about 30 join the motor mouth man and another couple as they start to walk back to the top car park then we notice the woman had a huge brown stain on the bum of her jeans! No Shit!!
Now then, whatever the circumstances I am not interested but what sort of bloke treats his missus by openly humiliating her like that, why didn’t he rip his shirt off to cover her embarrassment. I can imagine when the poor lass got into the ‘all windows open car’ squelch-squelch! Anyway while we are on the subject did you know the 18% of fat men who go on a bungi jump either empty their bladder or bowels during the jump, imagine that when you get to the bottom you bounce back to meet up with your own poo!! Yuck! I told you this was rude, I bet I get a letter from Mrs Whinge is disgusted from Camborne. Lots of interest in the coach trip to Torquay some want to book already!