Regular’s will know that we have four very old aged pensioners who get a FREE stall at all of our Car Boot Sales. A couple of weeks ago 85 year old Jill had sold at Mitchell packed up her car and travelled back towards Truro on the A 39 dual carriageway. Jill has one foot on a banana skin and the other foot on her accelerator and is belting along overtaking all and sundry but her aint that clever cos she should have known her were in a 60 mph speed limit zone. I don’t know what her were on but her sailed past the Traffic Police van which clocked her doing 73 miles per hour. Gotcha you old bugger her is so full of herself and never ever breaks the law says she. (bit like me really) Anyway her gets the summons in the post with the £100.00 fine and three points on the licence and her starts snivelling to anyone who will listen, the one person who did listen is gullible my Louise who firstly laughed at Jill getting caught then said to her “When I got caught twice in one day on the same road as you I was sent for an awareness course which costs the same as the fine but if you keep your nose clean for three years nothing is added to your licence”
Jill thinks this over and decided to write to appeal the speeding fine with this pathetic excuse! Please Sir or Madam may I ask you instead of the fine and 3 penalty point please may I go on the awareness course instead, you see I am 85 years old (and should know better) and I would dread the thought that I would die with three penalty points on my licence FFS!!

Now then, I have known this old biddie a lot of years and cantankerous she can certainly be, it is rumoured that she has poor eyesight and she has been so ‘off and on’ with her health lately that my advice to the SUMMONS department is get your hundred quid quickly cos she may not last the next month or so the way she is going on FFS! But even better still make her resit her driving test ending up on the A 39 dual carriageway.
Good luck Jill, I cant wait to tell your boyfriend cos I know you wont dearest. XX