I heard a rumour that Rooney was whistling “I’m going home, going home” but it was only a rumour however at NEWQUAY today at our Car Boot Sale I did a survey “would England win tonight” and the women were emphatic in their reply “NO” Why cant they say “YES” occasionally. Anyway I hope England gets what it deserves tonight but I do detect that there is not a lot of enthusiasm amongst our 1000 odd customers today but learn a lesson from this, if England were to go all the way in this most corrupt WORLD CUP it would be dreadful for the Car Boot business and I do mean for you sellers.

I know of a couple who wish to remain anonymous (Kim and Andy)who have their glasses in the fridge and a twelve pack each for tonight’s match and from the glint in her eye it seems Andy is in for some rumpie pumpie tonight. Win or lose! You lucky sod! Last time I gave my missus a can of lager she only drank half and blamed me for spilling the other half on the carpet.

Enjoy the match!

Come home England only with the corrupt WORLD CUP please!!