A 43 year old woman Marie Topp was granted bail today after pleading NOT GUILTY to biting off her boyfriends testicles. I know that lot up in the North East they are canny but HARD! Bet while she is on bail she tries to sell them at a Car Boot! But seriously lads would’nt that HURT!! JEEPS!! I can just imagine Marie saying “And now I am going to BITE OFF YOUR NUTS!! The trial will take 2-3 days. Comments please!! Geoff x