I received 3 complaints that Neville Mc Fuct has been rattling a few cages of his customers by giving them bad service some are even claiming he has been aggressively rude to people whom he has allegedly conned in some way or other that is of course if you real all the crap that is written on Facebook. Some people are claiming the only reason that the they will not go to Lanhydroops Car Boot Sales at Bodmin on Sundays at 9.00 am is because ‘he is taking over’ and the inexperienced management are letting him at least that is what I am told! Anyway one complainant told me that people on Facebook think that he is the BOSS of Car Boots Cornwall but one of my most loyal friends Ann put the record straight by saying “Geoff is the BOSS of CBC” which is true!
Here is a picture of the Neville ‘no refunds’ blokie who is BARRED from Car Boots Cornwall! BARRED, barred, BARRED cos according to Ann’s mate Veronica he is a total toss pot! Veronica that is disgusting my lovely!!

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Geoff Says;
What a wonderful job description of Stupor Troll (off his TROLLY) Neville Rogers who has targeted Car Boots Cornwall and our customers because he was BARRED from CBC Car Boot Sales because of his offensive and unwarranted anti-racial ranting’s and accusations and his threats of physical violence towards myself and to some of my customers!!

Geoff

Good Morning!

This has got nothing to do with Car Boots it’s just family talk and gossip, this blog is dedicated to a superb Cheshire family who welcomed and treated me and my lovely Lou with amazing kindness and friendship into their homes with some fantastic meals cooked by Auntie Ann, Auntie Kathleen and Cousin Emma! Scrumptiously delicious, can we come back please, we’ll pay?
We have just returned from Cheshire after packing up over two hundred banana boxes of very good very bad or indifferent huge mixture of Car Boot stuff and shipping it all in three journeys in our large catering van to our store in Penryn where eventually it will be sold at our Car Boot Sales.
The story so far, Lou’s dad died on the first December last year through seriously neglecting his health leaving his wife Julia to fend for herself ‘shit like that happens in the real world’ but to add to the charm of Julia she has Dementia FFS! I have been meeting Lou’s Cheshire family including several kids some good some bad and some are just indifferent distant cousins, then there’s the twins Henry and Francesca who likes to be called Frankie! They have a multi- millionaire business mummy and daddy cos he owns 32 various businesses including several quality garages selling brand new cars throughout the country! He is a great family man and obviously a hugely successful businessman! Talking about ‘hugely’ that is his only problem ‘the man he loves his food so much man that he is almost full up so to speak’ He has the most adorable missus and 3 kids and for them I say he must look after his own heart so here is the challenge to my new millionaire friend! We are coming back to Cheshire for a few days after from May 25th my lover which gives you over two months to lose ONE and a half stone in weight, child’s play? I will also do the same and strictly no cheating Dave so get butt-naked and get on to them there scales and get someone to read the weight for you cos you can’t see the scales from where you are standing let alone the actual weight you are my lover, bit like me really! I promise to get on the scales with only my Y fronts on. I would get Auntie Julia to tell me my weight, I would do but she just cannot keep her hands to herself lately, honestly if she can frisk me once or twice in a day she is happy, keep your hands to yourself woman I am a married man and besides that you are not my age group! Now then, back to the challenge Dave, if you achieve the loss of more than one stone when we next come to Cheshire you can take us out or the winner of the most weight loss pays for the meals and drinks, come on Frankie and Henry support Daddy Dave and make sure he don’t cheat!!
Now to mummy Rebecca, Lou’s favourite cousin I can totally understand why because she is an adorable dynamite whirlwind of a character and a great personality and great fun to be with. She is a brilliant mum of three children and they absolutely adore both mum and dad. They have model grandparents including Uncle Ian (good drinking partner) but the only one I’d run off with is his missus Rebecca’s mum grandma Auntie Ann she is adorable a brilliant cook and a gorgeous grandma. Husband Uncle Ian (good drinking partner) is a fantastic grandfather and a very nice and very lucky man cos he’s got Ann. You did very well for yourself there lad so you did. His grandkids absolutely adore him but they cannot understand why he doesn’t give them more pocket money? I wouldn’t say he was a tight fisted old sod but surely they are worth more than 2/6p (half a crown) per week my lover?
Rebecca is lively company setting up her own very successful beauty business from leaving school and getting all of her beautician qualifications including counselling some of her very rich dear lady customers of Crewe. Imagine that ladies you are getting the beauty treatment at the same time you can tell all your life’s problems to Rebecca and she can counsel you and you can tell her all of your worries about you and your life and her customers adore her and they listen to her sound advice, ker-ching and ker-ching! Imagine some of the horny old bits of gossip stories she could tell?
I think Rebecca and her family should most definitely qualify to be on Cheshire Housewives she has such a huge character (and a huge hubby) When she walks into a room everyone looks the other way FFS? That’s not true, but funny. She is totally her own person a very confident reliable up-front very straight to the point person who has a brilliant ‘don’t mess with me attitude’ and she is my type of woman (to avoid) bold as brass and strong in personality and if she wanted to be I reckon she would and could be a ‘right biatch’ in confrontations with some of those there posh type Cheshire Housewives, bring it on! She is rich and very outspoken and her old man is very-very well off so with them and their 3 brat kids including bro George (the perfect one) and the twins all 3 with brilliant sense of humours and great kids to love for a while and then, drop em!?
On our last day we went out for a meal together to a posh brand new restaurant which was great food great staff and a very pleasant visit. Auntie Julia my Dementia mother in law is filthy rich and a TFOB who will not pay her turn but on this occasion the bill was handed to me and I claimed “I have no money can you lend me £150.00” Reluctantly she opened her bag and gave me the dosh, at the end of the meal I thanked Auntie Julia for a lovely meal they all applauded her which she graciously accepted and I handed her the paid receipt and her were gobsmacked. At the other end of the table unknown to me brat Henry the infamous twin was mixing up a cocktail of all of the sauces from the tables with pepper jams spices lashings of salt sugar and cream making it look like a cocktail from hell and it smelt like the last thing that he must have added to the glass was a couple of silent but deadly farts FFS. He then challenges me to drink it. So as not to disappoint the lad of his little joke (ha-ha) bravely I took a swig which was like regurgitated puke and immediately I coughed so badly I had to be sick all over Auntie Julia’s handbag behind her back. Mine eyes had changed sides and all I could hear whilst I am gasping to save my life was bloody Henry screeching with laughter, the brat! The staff thought it was my bad reaction to their food cos I was barfing up a bit. And, did his mum Rebecca have any sympathy or chastise the child? That’ll be a nope!! Suddenly I am losing my voice! They are a super doper pooper scooper soon to get a dog fantastic family from Cheshire and Lou is so proud to be part of their family and they quite like me?
Dave’s dad built the family business of selling cars many years ago. The interesting gossip I have got is that Dave drives the very latest ‘top of the range’ vehicles on the road and he changes his car ‘every 3 months’ the reason being that his business sells thousands of cars each year and if he is selling such expensive cars he likes to road and family test them for his own peace of mind, the manufacturers get the feedback straight from Dave good bad or indifferent. Today’s car is the latest sumptuous no expense spared (with a mini-bar) Range Rover! He took me to see his newly built Jaguar Showroom in Cheshire at a cost of five million pounds FFS and on Sunday we went to see how their being built 3 storey new house is coming on!! And they are all down to earth nice people hard working clean living god fearing food guzzling (well Daddy is) happy crowd and do I envy them? Not at all, they have deserved their rich life and successes and I am proud to know them. All credit to Dave’s dear old dadio!!
On our last night in Cheshire we went with Uncle Ian and Auntie Ann to a real God’s Waiting Room at Warner Alvaston Hall Leisure Hotel. Apparently we were not supposed to be in there as it is a ‘residents only hotel’ (stupid policy at least we will spend money unlike their rich TFF OAPs) but it was feeding time for the masses of old gits and old fartesses (no kids allowed) (quite right-especially twins) so nobody took any notice of we! We sat in the bar area but I got up to buy a round of drinks with a twenty pound note and the staff all came to look to remind themselves of what a twenty quid note looks like FFS! I sat down but I kept moving around in my seat so that nobody got the impression that ‘I had passed on FFS! We watched in awe at the reality of Gods Grey waiting room in full operation tinged with oceans of Tory blue rinse and grandpa’s and grannies fart dust FFS! At the end of the meal many of them ease themselves out of their seats (fart) leaving the restaurant fully bloated (fart-fart) either to go back to their rooms for a fart or a fart nap or a crap or a fart slap on the fart arse then maybe then some exercise cos they are eating much more here than they do at home because they have paid for it FFS so there! I think they ‘feed up’ at Warner’s to save money for the first week when they get back home dear of em. The 300/400 customers were medium to rich old folkies and fogies treating themselves from there hard earned and worked for pensions, they arrive by coach or drive their own cars for a long ‘dirty weekend’ and spend for 4 nights full board for around £750.00 that means all meals are provided but you have to buy your own drinks. What a good deal and a wonderful treat for them all. But from there the spending ends cos from what I observed couples were not buying at the bar so I imagine some of they had broken hotels rules and brought all their own drinks for a bit of a slurp ‘up in their rooms’ to drown the Viagra then ‘hey presto’ SFA happens FFS?
I admired and loved them all but it was all too much for Lou the youngest person by at least 20 years “Let’s go home” We had got Julia with us we tried to find her (well I did) a rich dirty old man to run off with her (no luck) (take her away FFS, they would soon bring her back) Lou had heard enough of the lady cabaret alleged singer who to be fair was ‘not good’ dear of her. I think that putting a ‘not good’ singer on in the Cabaret was a ploy just to get the old farts off to bed early so all the outside staff can go home to their own reality. But, if you want to go for a special tribute to Tom Jones & Live band Jump from the 30th December for three nights Full Board Break it will cost you £614 pp! How you get there is your problem. The hotel is called Alvaston Hall and the management are so half asleep they did not put details of their email nor phone numbers on their publicity. Nor would I if I was featuring a Tom Jones Tribute Jump to a crowd of jumped up 74 year olds FFS! I had to sober myself up after tonight’s experience so it’s off with Ian to his club for the real world with a couple of pints of ice cold Guinness, there’s a darts match and footy on the telly and both the wives are looking after Julia so let’s have a couple more pints cos my lovely Lou is coming to pick us up, trained to perfection, Oh Yes!
I have great memories of my Pontins days at Brean Sands in the 80s and at Sand Bay Somerset which was most definitely ‘Gods Waiting Room’ There would be several hundred elderly couples and lots of single old farts and fartesses who have been around the block a few times (and then a few more) but some of they were also trying to score or find friendship or even find a new lover or a partner then who knows ‘maybe a quick shag’ more like a slow one or at least a bit of a grope? They were good happy days and I remember one man who had eaten up all of his food and someone else’s and he dropped down dead died dead in the middle of the ballroom dance floor. Dead kaput finito gone just like that the poor old bugger. The assistant manager not knowing what to do stopped the band playing cleared the dance floor then he got the Blue-coats to put a row of chairs all around the dead died body then asking all of the customers to ‘come on to the dance floor’ he asked the band to play March of the Mods followed by the Conga as a tribute to the poor old bugger who had just popped his clogs as they all trooped and shuffled around the chairs ‘the blind leading the blind’ doing the Conga and the ‘hokie-cokie whilst viewing the dead body. They all looked down at the poor died dead man whose bladder was now emptying aimlessly for all to see and avoid skidding over and they were all silently looked at him saying to themselves “Christ, I could be next FFS”! Back to the family, the other side of the family is Uncle Keith who is Julia’s brother then there is Auntie Kathleen (stunning cook) and Lou’s cousin (my favourite) Emma who is married to Phil the farmer. They are all in farming. Phil has challenged me to run Car Boot Sales on his 5000 acre farm and I am sorely tempted to accept……… more to follow?
A family political comment;
What a shame that the Flanagan side of the family are not as amiable nor as friendly nor as happy family orientated nor as easy to get along with like Lou’s wonderful and both well respected Uncle’s Ian and Keith and Lou’s cousins Rebecca and Emma and their delightfully happy-happy and lovely families! Thank you all.
Geoff
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Hello,

I am Geoff Camden Wiles, I and my wife Louise run Car Boots Cornwall. On Tuesday 30th May 2017 at 12.00 noon we had an incident where a lady seller accompanied by two young children was asked ‘not to chant’ whilst selling on her stall. She was shouting about items she was selling on her stall causing complaints from other stall-holders. I pointed out that chanting is not allowed at Car Boot Sales whereby she became extremely agitated cursing and using dreadful language towards myself my team and members of the public including young children.

Several customers complained about the very ‘loud mouthed’ lady one of the complainants calling the Police to report the incident which was attended by your Community Police a lady and a gent from Newquay Police.

I had told the offensive lady that she must leave we refunded her the cost of her stall eventually she left issuing threats to myself and my staff that her husband would be coming to ‘beat me up’

Several customers who were present and witnesses have since complained about the incident in particular their concern that it should not have happened in front of her two children who were apparently cowering in their car frightened by the woman’s language and actions. Would you kindly inform the lady Community Police Officer that the vehicle driven by this woman was a Ford Focus registration number Y 868 EAB

I would ask that I am able to speak with either of the attending Community Police Officers to discuss this matter further. Some of our staff wear body-cams therefore it is possible we may have some of the woman ‘s outrage on film which is being annallised.

We have been established since 1989 running 8-10 Car Boot sales weekly. We have been holding Car Boot Sales in Newquay since 1995/6 and this incident was the worst and most offensive in our history. We normally deal with all problems without the necessity of calling the Police, whilst we do appreciate the member of the public who called the Police on this occasion.

Many thanks,

Regards,

Geoff Camden Wiles

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SUNDAYS Car Boot Sale will TRANSFER to TRURO CATTLE MARKET at 1.30 pm Admission 50p per adult
Due to the forecast (two weeks in a row) this Sunday I have decided to transfer the Car Boot Sale from St Columb to TRURO Cattle Market at 1.30 pm for THIS Sunday only. So if the BBC have got it wrong (a usual occurrence) and it is not raining as they forecast then I will admit “I and the BBC have got it wrong” and I will transfer back to St Columb! The BBC didn’t know yesterdays forecast so are they right about this Sunday! Come and sell you could do very well and buyers here is your chance for THOUSANDS of BARGAINS at TRURO this SUNDAY!! Geoff

Russell who thousands of people will probably not remember was a regular car boot seller particularly at Falmouth Rugby Club and you could not meet a more miserable and cantankerous old sod that he was, so he was. His greeting to me when I first took over at Falmouth was “You won’t last 6 months at running Car Boots” well Russell my old bird 28 years later and I am here and you are there and I have lasted a lot longer than you my lovely you old sod. Russell had a wonderful wife May whom he showed little respect and it used to really antagonise him when I used to get ‘my weekly cuddle’ from May! She used to do a lot of the buying for his stall and she would buy garden tools for him to repair in his garage for reselling, truth to tell he used to sell some unbelievable crap on his stall at times! He was rude to our customers he hated kids picking up anything to look at on his stall telling them impolitely to ‘sod off’ which resulted in complaints to me over the years.

Russell used to get on well with Jim of “I park cars” fame another miserable old sod like myself and he used to like setting up his stall next door to Jim in the hope that some of the crowds who went to Jim’s stall would spend money Russell’s stall. I won’t call Jim he was a good mate and had a great sense of humour he also has a lovely wife Jan who Russell used to go weak at the knees about her, I can understand why.
Now then, I telephoned Phyllis to tell her about Russell dying and word for word she said “Oh my god I have outlived the miserable bugger” we chatted about the old days and about how grumpy Russell had been and how when he reached 75 I gave him and Phyllis along with four other FREE to sell stalls at any of our Car Boot Sales. This crowd were known as ‘the old gits club’ because some of them were and are complete armholes at times with Russell in the lead!

A funny incident was when there were old toilets (now demolished) in the Car Park at Falmouth next to where Russell was selling, I was chatting to him when I noticed a 10 inch fat rat (Neville the Troll) walking behind him and said ‘watch that rat behind you’ he took one look at the rat and grabbed a spade from his stall and crashed the spade onto the rat which was splattered everywhere FFS! That was hilarious as Russell goes to his boot with blood and snots hanging off his spade to look for a rag to clean off the dead rat’s jibbly bits and resell the spade. Russell was apparently very courageous during the war, well done Russell.

Russell will be missed by lots including Ann who told me of Russell’s death there were people who thought he were lovely, Marge thought he were lovely but then Marge thought and thinks that everybody’s lovely dear of her. And for me, I will miss him and the memories and apologies I made on his behalf but Russell in his own way was a huge character who enjoyed being miserable. I believe as he could not look after himself in his old age with Dementia advancing he decided to go into a Falmouth care home for his remaining years where he died peacefully.
Goodbye Russell, may your god go with you!

Geoff
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There is absolutely no suggestion that Phylis and Russell were an item, none whatsoever, Phylis would ‘barf’ at the thought dear of her!

A diamond ring to be auctioned in July is set to make its owner a sparkling profit.

The ring was bought for £10 at a car boot sale at West Middlesex Hospital in Isleworth, west London, in the 1980s.

It’s expected to fetch £350,000 at Sotheby’s – and it’s not the first item to turn small change into a small fortune…

OK everyone read this lovely email from a very concerned mum, it would be easy for me to say we will buy her a replacement but she wants the original? Can you help??

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> He ya Geoff! I think I spoke to you on the phone earlier today about my baby girls little blanket that went missing at the Mitchell car boot today. I’ve started a post on Facebook and the response has been so heart warming it’s being shared everywhere! One lady suggested maybe asking pretty please if you wouldn’t mind mentioning it on the car boot website?
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> I know it’s just a blanket :/ but it’s not to us 🙁 after a horrific 3 day labour I gave birth to my little girl Maisie in the early hours of 4th October, I contracted a nasty infection from being in labour so long, and bless her little heart Maisie was born with not only Infant pneumonia but with meningitis. She was taken off for a lumbar puncture only a few hours old and then was in the special care baby unit being fed through a tube and fighting this horrid illness on extremely strong antibiotics – the care she got was amazing. The staff gave her this little blanket then. She started to make progress 24hrs later and after 9 days we were both discharged. We call this little blanket her lucky blanket she’s had it ever since that day in SCBU. I’m devastated it’s gone.
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> Please anything that you can do would be greatly appreciated. It could have even been packed up with someone’s sell items as we were looking at baby items a lot. I’m hoping that the power of social media and the community of Cornwall Car Boots will return it to us.
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> Thank you so so much! And fingers crossed! Attached is a photo of the blanket 🙂
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> Kindest Regards

St COLUMB was a MAJOR SUCCESS STORY over 1300 visit this FIRST Car Boot Sale and some idiot dog owners!

Here we are at a wonderful location the sun is shining sellers are happy but you always get some idiots who want to bend the rules. Today was no exception a husband and wife obviously from ‘up country’ they could see the signs STRICTLY NO DOGS in the SELLING AREAS but they had a 15 acre field to walk their 3 dogs who truthfully were like their owners ‘fat farts’ and in serious need of some exercise and a good daily walk. They got offensive because they were told to take their dogs out of the selling field (they obviously could not read the signs) then when politely asked then told ‘take your 3 dogs out of this area please’ they then started bringing sex into the argument when she (the v large wife) called me “a big knob-end”? Now how does she know that? has she been looking?? Her equally (large) husband also had sex on his mind because he kept using the word ‘bollocks’ to express himself the ugly looking sod that he was, so he was!

But it did not ruin my day which was a total success with almost 1400 men women and their kids enjoying the first ever Car Boot Sale on this brilliantly prepared 15 acre field which customer are claiming “This is the new MABE” and so say all of us!! Thank you for your support to all of our regulars also to our new customers from St Columb Major, welcome. Geoff X

29th April 2017

So now we have crossed over the road on both THURSDAYS and SATURDAYS to the original location which we started 14 years ago. I was surprised to be told by so many people they preferred to move mainly complaining about the effects of years and years of cattle and horses and their impact on the ground and grass conditions. Anyway, never say never you never know if at some time we will use Trethvas Farm again however my demand would be that “Dogs are allowed into the grounds but NOT in the selling areas” Amen!

I am getting increasingly concerned at the amount of abuse and abusive language and threats towards my team of workers who supervise the car parking arrangements. I pride myself to say that the team members we choose are worth the £10.00 per hour that we pay them however that does not entitle members of the public to be foul mouthed and offensive towards them.

I am therefore issuing some members of my team with ‘body security cameras’ Any abuse filmed by my team whilst on duty I will put the recording on this website so they and all of our readers can find out that they are BARRED from coming to my Car Boot Sales again!
If you have a genuine complaint then get a pair of balls and come and complain to me personally please!! Leave my team alone! FFS!

ADMISSION TICKETS FOR SELLERS!

Whenever you sell at our Car Boot Sales you will be given an admission to sell ticket, there are FIVE different colours, if you collect all five different colours you can get £5.00 off the next time you want to sell at any of our Car Boot Sales.
If you have FIVE mixed colours you can get £3.00 off the next time you sell.
Your loyalty to sell is appreciated.

Geoff
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We are sorry to advise that on SATURDAY it will be the last Car Boot Sales at Trethvas Farm held on Saturday 29th April at 12.00 noon at Mitchell.

However the Car Boots will move back across the road to the original location of Saturday sales. This means we will have two sales a week at ‘The Old Mitchell’ Thursday’s and Saturdays both at 12.00 noon. Landlord David Leggo has done a superb job presenting his fields for our Car Boot Sales to a very high standard and has promised to provide a further field for parking and dog walks!
The admission price on THURSDAYS is 50 p per adult. Kids FREE!
The admission price on Saturdays is £1.00 per person. Kids FREE!

The Landlords policy at Mitchell of BANNING dogs completely has given us problems which have affected our business not only at Mitchell but at all locations resulting in a decline in business with many regular dog owners not coming to our sales.
We have had several conversations with the Landlords of Mitchell asking them to lift their ban they have steadfastly refused so I have decided to move our business back to the Old Mitchell. We have respected the Landlords position, we are all grown-ups we have not fallen out we just ‘beg to differ’ on ‘Dogs being allowed at Car Boot Sales’

Buyer’s dogs WILL be allowed at all locations however they will not be allowed in the selling areas (nor in the Cattle pens at TRURO) and must be restricted to the car park walks.
On evidence of ‘poo bags’ sellers will be allowed to bring their dogs but the dogs must be under total control restricted to the car or the space outside the car with collar and lead attached securely. Owners of barking or yapping dogs will be asked to leave the Car Boot Sales.

This SUNDAY will be our last Car Boot Sale at TRURO for the winter season. There has been serious traffic hold-ups and delays recently caused by the new set of traffic lights outside The Cattle Market.

The BANK HOLIDAY Car Boot Sales will be held at Truro at 1.30 pm
The admission price for this week is 50 pence per adult which will rise to £1.00 parking and admission charge.

We are moving to our new summer location at St Columb Major which is a vast 20 plus acre ‘out in the country’ field on the A39 at Trekenning Farm, Newquay postcode TR8 4JA (near Mole Valley) This location will be easier to reach from other car boots and Hayle Rugby Club for sellers and buyers want to do two Car Boots in one day however I predict “in time this location will be another MABE”

Huge challenges here for those of you who need to get some exercise and walk with the dog with a nice country walk around the perimeter of this field you will be knackered but healthier!

The admission price at St Column is £1.00 per person!

PENRYN Car Boot Sales will start on SUNDAY the 7th of MAY at the new time of 8.00 am Sellers arrive at 7.00 am set-up time 7.30 am Penryn Motor Auctions used to have brilliant Car Boot Sales going back several years Lou and I used to sell there great atmosphere and the locals used to really support it and the 8.00 am start time was ideal for the early risers on a Sunday. Personally, I would prefer to have the ‘early rise’ then get up and go to the car boot like!!

The admission price at PENRYN is 50 p per person.
“Mahwhilly” My Chiwawa dog arrives today and I am so excited about its arrival. Lou thinks that Nana Moon will eat it, Nana Moon will not eat it all the time she has a muzzle on her gob says Geoff. Anyway now we don’t have a dog ban I can now show my new boy dog Mahwhilly in public so if you want to come along and stroke Mahwhilly at any time feel free ladies then purr haps you can bring your cat then can I stroke your pussy! (This idea was seriously put to me by one of my adoring female fans) dear of her.
Sorry about the increases our rents and operational costs have gone up considerably.
Geoff