But you will have to wait until Monday for my bombastic fantastic ecstatic and magically enhanced explosion of Geoff Says undeniably excruciatingly drivel you must read which is a load of old bollocks and emphatically is more or less a description of Cornwall’s local crud Newspapers particularly The West Briton, The Cornwall Guardian and The Newquay Voice and Uncle Tom Cobbly and trolling nerds etc. etc. That’s my boy, go for it Geffers mastermind of TEN Car Boot Sales and counting!!! X

An elderly lady pensioner in Penryn has been filmed on closed circuit cameras squirting tomato sauce onto cars parked in the street after midnight.

She splodges huge quantities of the tomato sauce onto the bonnet of the cars then rubs the sauce all over the bonnet.

Police are hoping to catch her red-handed FFS!

Geoff

See the picture and read my short poem!

The Sad Truths of Internet Trolls: 1. Trolls are immune to criticism and logical arguments. True trolls cannot be reasoned with, regardless of how sound your logical argument is. 2. Trolls do not feel remorse like you and me. They have ‘sociopathic tendencies’ and accordingly, they delight in other people having hurt feelings. 3. Trolls consider themselves separate from the social order. 4. Trolls do not abide by etiquette or the rules of common courtesy. 5. Trolls consider themselves above social responsibility. 6. Trolls gain energy by you insulting them. 7. Trolls gain energy when you get angry. 8. The only way to deal with a troll is to ignore him, or take away his ability to post online. Geoff Says; What a wonderful job description of Stupor Troll (off his TROLLY) Neville Rogers who has targeted Car Boots Cornwall and our customers because he was BARRED from CBC Car Boot Sales because of his offensive and unwarranted anti-racial ranting’s and accusations and his threats of physical violence towards myself and to some of my customers!! Geoff

Car Boots Cornwall will stay at the Circus Fields for this season! Therefore who needs Tretherras? Not us! NEWQUAY Car Boot Sales every TUESDAY & THURSDAY at Newquay Circus Fields. Geoff. X

An apology;
I would like to apologise to any persons who were offended by my recent blog concerning disabled people and their blue disabled passes. Since 1989 CBC has contributed thousands of pounds for local and registered charities and I have nothing personally against disabled persons nor their disabilities. My blog was mainly a complaint about the abuse and threats towards myself and members of our teams where over the past weeks drivers have driven their cars at staff who are only doing their jobs by directing drivers to a designated parking area. See my item of 4/6/2016 I have today dismantled CBC Faceless Facebook pages which have been to no advantage of our business. Geoff Camden Wiles 30/06/2016

Seriously?! Please do not leave your things behind! It is FLY TIPPING and out of order! If you are caught dumping your things at any of our car boots you will be BANNED

Picture taken by Tamii Marie-Commons one of our team members;

Car Boots Cornwall;

The danger of leaving a broken mirror and glass in a field that is used by horses is BRAINLESS!! If we find out the person who left the above items I will certainly BAR them from all of CAR BOOTS CORNWALL locations for sure!!! Geoff & Louise.

This lady was being directed by staff as to where to park and she flew into a rage driving her car at JoJo who is in her second year with CBC.

I received complaints about this woman from up to 15 persons as she totally ignored our instructions where to park not content with our decision she recklessly drove at speed towards JoJo avoiding her by inches then idiocy took over as she eventually demanded to see me to see if I would take her side against one of our most popular team members. Then her partner got himself involved by trying to convince me that the incident did NOT happen (witnessed by at least 20 people) and to tell me he was the driver.

We value our team members very highly and it is disgraceful that one of them should be treated with such disrespect.

If you did see the incident would you write briefly to me to tell what you saw, I will not divulge any information about any person who writes to me but I have now decided on the evidence so far to BAR both persons, we cannot allow such disrespect to our car parking systems with close on 1200 cars attending our Mitchell event.

The vehicle she was driving was the red car she is walking toward in the picture registration number WK 61 YTH

I need your help on this please as we need to decide if we should involve the Police.

Geoff

We are looking for a publicity picture of our Car Boot Sales and Ben has agreed to fly over Mitchell to take some aerial pictures. Ben thoroughly loves the dangers of life including deep sea diving looking for sunken treasure with great success. He has just returned from an Everest Expedition and was on Everest at the time of the avalanche that killed several people.
Geoff
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Description by Lou;

This brooch with a yellow gold back and diamonds set in white gold pierced art deco setting has 23 small diamonds and 17 diamonds of about 1/5th of a carat each would have a probable insurance value of £400 – £500.00 Please believe this as I can most definitely assure the reader it was bought for the bargain price of only 50p by a very happy customer who will most definitely not sell it and who will wear it on special occasions as a tribute and dedication to whoever the original owner of this beautiful piece of jewellery was in the Art Deco era. Love of them.
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