I would draw your attention to the following blog outlining your tactics to print a completely fabricated story of lies about my business Car Boots Cornwall and our alleged ‘Refusal to allow a blind person with a guide dog’ into our Car Boot Sales.
The incident DID NOT HAPPEN I can absolutely assure you. You’re reporting it by printing the alleged story has done damage to our Car Boots Cornwall reputation.
Why did you print this accusation against our Community Car Boot Sales without having the courtesy to have written to us first!
Geoff Camden Wiles
Subject: Geoff Says Birthday Post
Date: Thu, 29 Oct 2015 12:21:30 +0000
Hi Geoff,
I was wondering whether you could make a Happy Birthday post on your Geoff Says Blog for my friend Will Pleming from London, he is one of your biggest fans and I know it would make his day.
Would this be possible?
Kind regards,
Oliver
Hello Will,
Your mate and bosom pal Oliver has asked me to post HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Will cos you are one of my greatest fans, its official you are the only one. Oliver tells me if I post this for you he will take you and all your mates out for a GIANT piss-up and he will pay!
Enjoy your day!
Geoff
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Geoff, An absolute massive thank you for wishing me a happy birthday on ‘Geoff says’! Sorry for the late thank you but as Oli says, I have been nursing a pretty hideous four day hangover… A truly big fan of the blog and an excellent idea from Oli, it really made my day 🙂 can’t wait to pop down to Cornwall for another car boot soon!!
All the best
Will
That is great of these two gentlemen Londoners to appreciate our website and our wonderful Cornwall Car Boot Sales. Some of the Car Boots up country especially around London are frightening and bullying so I can understand how they enjoy the peace and tranquillity of Cornwall and its lovely people. I could never imagine living back in London again so I know the relief these two will experience when they arrive in Cornwall for further education and a bit of fishing yet still trying to get over a 4 day hangover.
Just imagine that, 4 days to get over getting so overly and utterly pissed out of your minds (were you stoned as well?) and completely out, gone, and you don’t remember WTF you have been up to for the last 7 days and you are totally skint FFS! So out of the first 4 days you spend ‘getting over it’ and for the first 2 days you spend sitting and shitting and squitting and barfing and wrenching up yer guts with vomiting and wishing that a quick death would take over! What amazing fun, what a near death experience FFS! Great vomiting and frollicking fun but you then you say I will never ever do that again. Oh yes you will, so stop telling lies, you’ll be there in the front of the Q!!
Not for me, been there-done all that several times over and it gives me such a bleeden headache thinking about it! Great days. Where in Newcastle the Geordie men were Newcastle Brown drinking men and the Geordie women loved and adored Geoff to bits time and time again (but the men never found out) some of them still do and I am a loud mouthed big headed bragging old twat but it’s true it’s all true FFS!
Trouble is they are a bunch of old fogies now occupied with breaking in Zimmer frames for the “funny fanny farting folks farm at Frigidity FFS” for the furking over 100s and fellow foking folkers.
By the way a woman was pushing a supermarket trolley around one of our sales at Newquay and nosey old me asked her if the trolley belonged to Morrison’s. “No it was given to me by the NHS, I have a spine condition and leaning on this trolley aids my walking” What a wonderful idea!
My attitude about this 5p charge (another stealth tax) on all carrier bag is why pay 5p when you can get a trolley for a quid FFS! Seriously, these bloody rich supermarkets make enough money so the bags should be given on a goodwill basis.
And, and all these supermarkets that raise billions in profit should start building houses where they have their stores for all those people (and their customers) without homes at a “Not to exceed £99 thousand quid with a 5% deposit” for those homeless starting with the Cornish people first please if you don’t mind! What do the stores get out of the deal? Life tenants, life customers and a two way loyalty, that’s how to create happier communities. Tesco’s Tenements! Sainsbury’s Village! Morrison’s Homes! Lidl’s Apartments!! Get your money out you Chief Executives and invest in your customers and in their local Communities!! Invest into the future for ‘yours and ours’ country FFS!
Will & Oliver,
When you come to Cornwall introduce yourselves (it won’t get you anywhere though) however I would like the introduction to be blessed with one of the fish that you steal out of our St Pirran’s Land and Cornish shores and waters my lovers!! I could not think of anything more boring than fishing lads I mean I am not being disrespectful or rude but don’t you yawn all the time? I would be asleep in minutes, I am falling asleep writing this FFS!!
Ps; Could you spare 2 fishes please, I would like to give my friend Ann one, but then who wouldn’t?
Geoff
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PPs; Filleted please. G
PPs; would you save the giblets for my cat ‘Puss-Off’ please? G.
About seven years ago a man from Penryn was found guilty of having sex with a cat, Claude Balls of the High Street, Penryn was found guilty and was sent to a cattery kennel to be fed only on Kit-e-Cat for 6 months. Last Thursday Claude Balls broke his back trying to lick his own arse FFS!!
(Clawed Balls) (Sex with a cat = clawed balls) get it?
Malicious gossip!
A very good friend called my mobile to ask if there was any truth in the story that Car Boots Cornwall had refused to allow a ‘guide dog and it’s blind owner’ permission to come into one of our Car Boots Sales. He had read on Facebook that someone had written in the gossip column of some local newspaper called Newquay Voice that we had refused a blind person and their guide dog entrance. I would have thought that the Newquay Voice should have had the courtesy to have advised us that they were going to print such a scurrilous accusation in their paper. Circulation figures of the paper are bad enough but to resort to taking your readers accusation as ‘nothing but the truth’ is offensive.
The claim, or accusation is totally without truth and stems from the fact that there is a ‘NO DOGS allowed’ into the selling areas policy at Mitchell and Newquay where several women dogs owners became fowl (foul) mouthed and offensive and threatening because they did not like us enforcing exactly what the absolute majority of our customers wanted ‘DOGS BANNED FROM CAR BOOT SALES!
So some mithering dog owner has taken it a stage further and written to the Voice to make her ridiculous claim to gain us bad publicity.
Now then, let’s look at what is being claimed. We refused to allow ‘a guide dog and its blind owner admission’? I cannot think of any likelihood of a blind person and their dog visiting our Car Boot Sales alone without a friend or a carer to accompany them around the stalls to describe the scene and I have checked with all of our teams to see if they remember such an incident.
However, there are far too many hazards for me and our Public Liability Insurers to contemplate allowing a blind person and guide dog alone without a carer.
I value the business that we have built up over 26 years and I value the opinions of the huge majority of people who do not like dogs at their Car Boot Sales, I am a listening person and they have asked me to ban dogs in certain locations and I have carried out their wishes! Amen!
If you as a dog owner are offended by the majority decision then respectfully “Go somewhere else” but please don’t bother writing a whole load of bollocks in the newspapers. To the person who actually stooped that low “I hope the crutch rots on your underwear and you fall through and breaks your legs and yer bloody neck” Metaphorically speaking of course! Take a reality check, butt face! FFS!!
Hi Geoff your ruling on dogs not going on the car boot sale is stupid as on YOUR website tells you it’s large dogs not small ones. My wife was let on on the Tuesday because she was carrying our yorkie but on the Thursday she was told she can’t go on even though she was carrying him by the same women and she denied saying that she was allowed on because she was carrying him and my wife is not a liar she was very rude also you need to put notices at the entrens not wait until people park there cars and waited until it opens please change the the YOUR website to ALL dogs not just large as your staff are foul mouthed and ill mannered
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We all well remember your wife’s visit on the Thursday you refer to and how rude and offensive she became when advised that your cross Yorkie dog was not allowed in the selling areas to which there were 4 signs advising the public. Your wife became rude and offensive to our female staff (members of the public complained about her attitude) accusing them of allowing her in on the Tuesday but not on the Thursday. The member of staff your wife was so offensive towards did not work on the Tuesday, obviously a mistaken identity or pure imagination? You wife practices ‘ignorance is bliss’ to perfection!
Simple, leave the dog at home or in the car, we are running Community Car Boot Sales not a bloody dog show Mr A. and I object to your inference that my staff are ‘foul mouthed and ill mannered’ I don’t think we need to look much further than your wife and yourself to fill in that title! You claim ‘my wife is not a liar’ but she certainly exaggerates reality Mr A.
Your lack of punctuation and incorrect spelling in your email ‘entrance’ and grammatical errors suggests further education for you young man!!
If you do not like the way we run our Car Boot Sales then go somewhere else Mr and Mrs A!
I was wondering whether you could make a Happy Birthday post on your Geoff Says Blog for my friend Will Pleming from London, he is one of your biggest fans and I know it would make his day.
Would this be possible?
Kind regards,
Oliver
Hello Will,
Your mate and bosom pal Oliver has asked me to post HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Will cos you are one of my greatest fans, its official you are the only one. Oliver tells me if I post this for you he will take you and all your mates out for a GIANT piss-up and he will pay!
I have never been a fan of Facebook but I am beginning to appreciate CBC being involved with our own page keeping people informed on wassup at our Car Boot Sales. Facebook is generally a load of old tosh twaddle crap and garbage really with people ‘gobbing it off’ all over the world to each other about sweet Fanny Adams but it is all pretty meaningless ‘at the end of the day’! You can write about any subject in the world send it to your friends and within a day you have completely forgotten WTF you have written about, but it plays a major part in people’s lives and like our business it’s all about the Community, let’s keep the people in togetherness my lovers.
My first experience with Facebook was probably 8 year ago when 4 early teenage girls who used to visit us when we lived at Gardeners Cottage on Killiow Golf course, they were great fun days and to know them was a great privilege, they really educated us on teenage lives and attitudes but their rudeness to each other knew no bounds. We were amazed how unbelievably rude they were when talking to each on Facebook with foul language and swear words galore and threats being typed out by these teenagers poison little fingers the moo-faced bitches so they were FFS! (But we dearly loved them ishly?)
They would leave school say ta-ta to the friends and be as nice as nine pence to them to their faces but as soon as they got home and in front of their pc ‘hate would take over’ and they would send the most hurtful messages with all the swear words and a few more threats thrown in and they think absolutely nothing of the offence that they would cause. They were great company and a privilege to know for Lou and me, namely Sarah Moon of Nana-Moon fame, (Alice, who thinks Tunisia is the place to live forever) Brittany who had an exceptional personality at 11 years old and Marie (now a mum of 2) grand-daughter of Gerald. Anyway they tried talking me into joining Facebook and after days of “oh go on Geoff” I agreed much to my regrets.
AS you know on Facebook people want to become your friends so I thought nothing of it by saying ‘Yes’ you can be my friends. However as you also know ‘I have been around the block a few times and being ex-Butlins and ex-Pontins and married four times (so far) there could be a possibility that there may be child or two that maybe I was not aware of FFS! And, and that it may have slipped my memory when I confessed all to Lou my darling missus all those forgotten years ago and now I could seriously be in some trouble, I hope not, OMG FFS? So like a lamb to the slaughter I go on Facebook then the whole world can just type in your name and Bingo, let’s play lost relations shall we?
Suddenly I was getting these messages “Will you be my friend” ‘Yes, of course’ says good old Geoff, the messages started from my ‘new’ friends “I believe you are my Granddad” “I believe you are my Daddy” happened with days so I quickly pulled the plug on Facebook, Amen to all that crap FFS. I now have to get to grips with a forgotten family whom I met through the courtesy of a sexual desires and encounters in bygone days of divorces and lost relationships almost five generations ago! And now through the courtesy of fecking Facebook they all want to come and see me especially as they all think I am filthy rich running ten Car boot Sales in Cornwall FFS! No-one will ever become filthy rich running Car Boot Sales but they will earn a reasonably income if the job is done properly. (Like I do) (Bighead)
So they arrive (5 coachloads in all) (so far) they came to inspect the old fart (me) we saw each other a few times but it all fizzled out as there was no real bonding over the lost years so we all went our separate ways. But there was one shit of a son who I had not seen since he was 3 years old now at the age of plus 40 years he starts threatening me on the phone during the middle of the night obviously pissed out of his mind demanding huge money like £40,000.00 (WTF for I know not) or he was coming team-handing from Newcastle to Cornwall to our Newquay Car Boot to beat me up and smash my home up FFS!
Part 2 below!
Now then, well over thirty years had lapsed since I had heard or seen anything of him or his mother and now again through the courtesy of effing Facebook someone is wanting to beat the shit out of me and he is my ‘alleged son’ not only that his mother had found out all of my movements and phone numbers through the dreaded Facebook and she started really offensive text messages but was actually wanting me to renew ‘a relationship’ No chance!!
What they both did not realize was that I had kept recordings of his calls and her text threats which spanned almost a year and on his final call I left him in no doubt that all of the recordings from his drunken phone calls and threats and demands amounted to ‘stalking’ by him and his mother I will hand over copies of the recordings to the Police and I will cooperate with the Police to take action against you both unless the calls and threats and demands are stopped immediately! And I want an email to tell me you agree to this otherwise I am going to the Police today! The email was received, the calls stopped, thank you Facebook FFA!
But I do totally approve of Facebook, it keeps people informed, too informed, nothing is sacred nor secret any more.
Nowadays if you went out for a ‘sly drag on a fag or a quick shag with a slag’ it would be on Facebook before you got home FFS! It’s the same with these bleeding mobiles, everyone has got one and we all talk and text an absolute load of bollocks to each other. You now walk (well I did) into dreamy women wandering around the pigging aisles in Sainsbury’s with her mobile clammed to her ear whilst she talks sexy to someone the other end of the phone about ‘what shall I get for tonight’s tea my sweetie pie and then all night sex after the meal’ Balls to the meal darling, come on home, let’s get straight on with the all night sex my lovely’
Some people think of their mobiles as ‘the best friend I have got’ I think my mobile is a total pain in the rear end but without it I cannot keep our public informed which has made CBC the success that it has become over recent years. The messages we leave on our phones are listened to by 100s of people during the course of a week all time’s day and night-night and day especially peak season. We give updates (depending) on all of our activities during the day providing the reception is good enough to send out the latest information. Keep in touch with us for all the latest on Facebook and the CBC hotline details of our Car Boot Sales by calling 078 078 078 88
This antique Brass Fireman’s Helmet was bought for ten pounds at Penryn Rugby Club Car Boot Sale on Sunday the 11th October and was sold on eBay for £123.50
What a BARGAIN!!
Sorry about losing the promised extra days at Newquay particularly as so many of our sellers rely so much on the income. I feel very let down by the Landlords as an absolute assurance was given that our stay was extended by 4 more Car Boot Sales. However, I blame the builders who should have had the courtesy to tell us what their plans were and how it would impact on our business and the local Car Boot Community customers.
What amazes me is that there is going to be up to 400 houses on our ex Car Boot land at Newquay and the people promoting the sales of these houses have known of Car Boots Cornwall events which attracted well over 120,000 people during this season so you would have thought they might have realized the huge potential in promoting the sales of their housing programme right in the middle of our Community Car Boot Sales with all the locals or people who wish they lived in Cornwall all great potential buyers? I would have sold them all off plan by now!!
Saturday at Mitchell!
Great turnout, one problem! A regular seller and buyer bought a mobile phone from a stall holder and paid what he considered ‘a lot of money’ the seller advising “Oh yes it can easily be unlocked” (So why didn’t you unlock it before you brought it here to sell FFS) The buyer who I consider to be reasonably ‘street wise’ pays over a huge amount of dosh for the phone and does not do the obvious thing by taking down the registration number of the vehicle so who has just ripped you of you stupid nerdy!
So, he goes to the phone shop and asks for his wonderful purchase to be ‘unlocked please’ and guess what? “Sorry mate I cannot do that, this phone is stolen”
Well, wadda surprise! So he phones my mobile which is on Ansa phone (6 times) in the hope that I can stop the vehicle leaving the Car Boot and he races back from the shop to the Car Boot and you have guessed it already the seller had gone and you are left with a useless phone and are loadsa quid’s lost young man and it serves your bloody right you silly sod and I am laughing writing all this cos you is a furking nutter that you are with your eyes well off the prize! Gullible as fish to a bait my lover!
Fancy not taking his registration nor take a picture of his car or getting some means of identification! However there is one slim hope that I will be able to check our ‘car cam video’ recording from yesterday at Mitchell! By the way, I believe he paid in excess of £100 quid’s for the ‘stolen property. Ha ha!
Whenever you pay say over £20.00 for an item it is always common sense to note who is selling you the items and try to get a contact number or their car registration number.
Bottom line;
Whilst the buyer was a ‘nutter’ a crime has been committed by one of our sellers by selling the stolen phone but even worse for Mr Gullible is if he get stopped by the police (I hope) and they find the phone and he says ‘please officer I bought it at the Car Boot’ “Bolax, says the judge, six months for receiving stolen property and a further 3 months for bringing total stupidity to Car Boots Cornwall luvvy, send the bugger down” Great fun!
Bit like this picture I stole from Ann of Facebook fame.
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Honesty is so much appreciated, today at Mitchell a regular customer of ours came to say he had found a wallet in the selling field. We checked the contents of credit and debit cards plus over £90.00 in cash. I took the finders phone details and wait for the loser to arrive and ask “Has my wallet been found”?
So a very nice lady asks “Have you found a wallet” ‘Is there a reward’ I ask! Anyway the loser a bloke in his late 90s and his wallet were reunited, he was just about to ring the finder to thank him for handing in the wallet when he arrived on the scene to receive many thanks for his honesty. That is so nice and typical of Cornwall but on the other hand a regular buys some heavy items and asks the seller to look after them, he pays for the items goes for a look-around at the stalls then goes back for his items he has bought and some of them had been stolen!
Now then, I believe the seller who accepted responsibility of the items should refund the buyer, what do you think? Same scam as the suitcases in Newquay, you buy it, you leave it, you leave your name, someone overhears and BINGO they will go and ask for the items in your name and this is happening a lot recently. You will all know the we have a regular seller of beautiful roses grown in Mitchell and his prices are very reasonable, however he has had to issue raffle tickets for people to collect ‘left and paid for roses’ because people have overheard the buyers names and goes to collect (steal) the paid for roses! Sorry to admit but the majority of people doing this type of scam are the Europeans namely the Polish folks because they have been identified by their accent.
I know it is only a minority stealing but it gives bad vibes for the rest of us who are law abiding citizens! Don’t con the Cornish please or if you know someone from your community who fits the description as a ‘con artist’ please advise them to stop because ‘I will prosecute’ if I catch anyone using this type of scam at our Car Boot Sales!
I do warn all sellers to beware and be secure and be advised that there is always someone out there who will try to ‘rip you off’ and if it does happen to you do not take the law into your own hands. See me, it’s my job but the customer of the week was the honest man who handed in the ‘lost wallet’ thank you!
Geoff
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About 6 weeks ago at Lanhydrock we sold a hot wheels game to a young man of about 5 years old. It was a big one with loops and a dragons head . To our horror weve just found a bit of track in our boot. If anyone knows the young man please let me know and we’ll post it on.
