Over the past eight days there have been incidents where men have taken it upon themselves to be extremely rude to some of our lady sellers merely over ‘she pushed in’ incidents which must take the complaining men back to their childhood. So what! I witnessed one lady driver push in because the idiot male driver was not paying attention so she pushed in and he became a genuine motor-mouth reaching into his vocabulary of filthy words he sought to ‘get even’ for the two spaces she had gained by being awake. He jumps out of his car still ranting and I told him he would get an immediate refund to go and banned for his aggressive attitude if he carried on his abuse the stupid ugly looking twat!

He ended up apologising which in my opinion was meaningless, he had spoiled the lady seller’s day who ended up in tears, I moved her further away from the bloke who caused the incident and she ended up having good takings. Saw her again the following week and I took issue with her as to why she allowed herself to get so upset over the incident to make herself cry! Ladies, don’t cry, that is just what the twat wanted but you should stand your ground, if you are crying you are out of control. Be strong FFS! Crying is for kids!

On Saturday we had another incident where a stall holder lady ended up crying over some abusive bloke which incident amounted to ‘handbags’ but the over dramatic crying and overacted stress of the lady rather ruined the atmosphere for fellow car booters who were only there to make a few quid and now we have a neighbour bleating on about fcuk all really!

Then on Sunday at Penryn it seems we were honoured by a team of ‘visiting gypsies’ who were far from well behaved unlike all of our locals. The mother had given one of her brat kids a fiver to ‘buy what you want’ so the kid aged three years (accompanied by an older person) buys a car from a stall for three pounds handing over the fiver and getting two pounds change. Now then, you cannot serve a boy or girl of three years old nor can they buy off you at the age of three it’s against the law!!

Half an hour after the car is sold gypsy mother sends the kid to the stall “Get yer money back” and the seller says ‘No, I could have sold it to someone else’ and she stands her ground only for Louise to tell her she should refund because you cannot contract with a kid of three. By this time gypsy mother is showing true breeding with threats to smash the stall up and kick the stock all over the place and with a few choice swear words mother is acting like a woman outside of control of herself and basically she is acting like a furking nutter! Anyway, the refund was given and Louise in turn gave the seller a £3.00 off voucher for her next visit.
However she got herself so stressed up and cried her way to packing up her stall and going home her day ruined. Mind, in fairness the gypsy mother was pure evil and frightening with her threats, had Lou and I not have been to hand the incident could have happily got CBC bad publicity.

Parking you sellers;
Our lady sellers take driving to me for their allotted parking sellers spaces in their stride but you always get one nerdie blokie who wants to do a 3 point turn in seven moves who really is a pain in the arse and he is holding up loads of other moving rows of sellers FFS!

And here is one word of advice “It doesn’t matter where you are parked in the field, if you have the BARGAINS the dealers and the buyers will find you, nothing is more guaranteed”
And, just as a reminder to those BLUE PASS HOLDERS don’t show them to us unless you have a disable wheelchair to unload, the rest of you, the walk is ‘just what the doctor ordered for you’ get some exercise, that is of course if your Blue Pass is not borrowed nor a fake nor a photo-copy my lovelies!

Now how is this for being pigging two faced to the rest of the population! Millionaires do not need nor deserve public hand-outs, you is rich enough.
Read the details in the details?

This is a party Political embarrassment for the Conservative Pig-Party presented by Geoff Says, I gleaned all of this information from the week’s Tory papers! What I didn’t read, I made up so I don’t GAF if my exaggerations are understated!

BABE!

Part one;

I have heard about happy Welsh Farmers and their nervous sheep but I have never ever heard of a Prime Minister that ‘had it off’ with a dead pig FFS!

I believe that his Lordship Ashcroft was mega pissed off after giving eight million pounds all in brown envelopes to the Tory funds (10% for Davy Boys back pocket) Anyway, all his Lordship is wanting for his hard earned dosh is a decent job in the Tory Government which the papers say was promised by Cameron for his Lordship’s eight mill. They (Cameron & his rich-bitch Tory parties nasties) took his money and then with great lack of appreciation pig-snot Davy Boy offers his Lordship a really low status menial type jobbie in the Government and his Lordship was furious saying “FU, Stick the job up your arse” (or words to that equivalent) to Davy Boy for his pig-ignorant offer after the Tory Party had grabbed his eight million quids FFS! Now then, I quite like Lord Ashcroft and I think he would have been good for the country as a Minister but is it right just cos you is filthy pigging rich that you should buy your way into government, why not, be corrupt, they are, so who GAF anyway!

So, his Lordship seeks revenge by dishing the dirt on our ‘pig-ignorant’ Prime Pig Minister no less and if I were treated by someone like that I would do exactly the same as his Lordship and really stir the shit for the PM (not the ‘pig-shit’ you understand) His Lordship reveals in all the papers that Davy Boy has had ‘a relationship with a pig’ Now where have we been here before? “I did not have sexual relationship with that woman” was the American President’s style but dear old United Kingdom, let’s go for it “I did not have sexual relations with that pig” FFS! What is this country coming to when yer PM pig-shags FFS!
Now then, it is claimed that Cameron also smoked Cannabis, the weed, Le Herb, Spliffs so I cannot criticise him other than to say that the effect of Cannabis (no poisonous tobacco nor nicotine) makes the user much more of a pleasant and thoughtful and calmer and nicer and respectful and understanding and non-confrontational and clean-living (bit like me really) to the rest of the people around them. It also makes the user aware of other people’s feelings and their hardships and injustices in life, however within the first smoke or so you sort of drift away and become forgetful of all the stresses in life and one of the main reason I have the odd spliff or two is to try to forget all about arseholes like David Cameron who has such a high opinion of himself I reckon he is under the impression his poo don’t pong. But, but he possesses absolutely none of the qualities as described above FFS!

He brags, “I was born with two silver spoons in my mouth” but it has not taught him the pig-twat that he is right from wrong, and pig shagging is wrong, wrong, wrong Davy Boy!!
I mean was it male or female or what Davy Boy? I mean was it dead or not and did you kill it? We need to know more Davy Boy, now then for the record was it a full on shag or just a Bustopher Jones jobby? We need to know just to put the records straight so to speak Davy Boy did you enjoy it? And is it true ‘you kissed the pig’ afterwards Davy Boy? Unbelievable!! Outrageous behaviour!!
No wonder other countries take the piss out of the good old United Kingdom when yer crap Prime Minister has an affair with a pig FFS! And Downing Street are not responding to questions and the House of Commons are too busy doing the other end of ‘snorting’ so they are too far gone to have discussed the scandal and they couldn’t GAF anyway!

I would love to stand up as MP for Falmouth and say “Prime Minister, Is it right that you shagged a pig?” Answer you swine!

I asked a farmer if he had heard of anyone having sex with a dead pig and he said “No, but I have had sex with a few cows in my time but they were the two legged variety” Please don’t be rude about our lovely women, thank you! However, today at Newquay I discussed the gossip about our pig shagging PM. I met up with an Irishman a real gent and a regular popular man who told me he didn’t think there was anything wrong in fact he quite liked the idea himself! I kid you not! I want you to know this man was brought to Cornwall for further education like me but it isn’t fricking working on him has it FFS! I won’t give you his name (Oliver) (he answers to Knobby) in case you hassle him cos he might well enjoy that Oink, Oink! Ask him about his huge Dildo collection. He is such a wind-up, he bloody well deserves me disclosing his under the counter collection. Don’t be rude to Geffers YOB!! I don’t know how his very talkative mate puts up with him FFS or each other come to that, I think they were both vaccinated by a gramophone needle FFS! (You are both great fun) ish!

And, whilst I am bitching on about Cameron he is exactly like that other arsehole warmonger Prime Minister Blair only Cameron wants a war in Syria and Syria in his firing line. So he is prepared to spend billions of our country’s dosh instead of spending it on our own people and he’s gonna start interfering into another country’s affairs and it’s a war that is none of his nor of our business and has got frig all to do with any of us peace loving Brits in the first place. NO WAR means NO WAR FFS!!

Spend the money on building a million houses and then another million for all the migrants to live in with only two choices to live Scotland or Scotland, then give them all homes and then build a furking great wall on top of Hadrian’s Wall then lock them all in with the Scots and give them all total Independence the noo!! Bye, bye! And, you can take that Knicker less Sturgeon woman with you and lock her in FFS! Then after 2 years when all the immigrants have been taught the Scottish way to build houses (a bar in every room) and the war in their own country is finished then send the immigrants back to their own country to rebuild the homes that we have just finished bombing to bits FFS!

So Davy Boy, he wants a bombing campaign which is going to kill innocent citizens. And, and the Syrians have now started arriving big time in their droves into this country because their country is at war and we are going to bomb their country FFS! So, come to Great Britain for your own safety all you Syrians or we will kill you in your own homes and towns FFS! The more we bomb the more refugees we get!

But ‘why oh why’ the fuck doesn’t the whole World come to its senses and just put their murder weapons and arms and war machines and ugliness down and do some sensible talking and listening and thinking and agreeing to stop these fucking wars forever and why can’t we just agree to let people live their lives peacefully without the fear of living in their own birth land is beyond me FFS.
What a dreadfully unhappy World for today’s kids to be born into with wars all over the World poverty all over the World unemployment all over the World and lives with no real future! So kick out all yer Prime Ministers and yer Generals and here is the answer!

Part Two;

Later today;

Geoff

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The only solution is why TF don’t we just put all the arms completely out of reach then let the women run the World (not like Thatcher but real women) What a result that would be, WOMAN POWER totally in control of the World and all its dosh FFS what a result! I reckon they there women would work their balls off for the country, metaphorically speaking you understand!! WOMEN in charge forever. Yup, I cope with that already at home like thousands of other Cornish underprivileged house husbands FFS.

They could have every Thursday off to deal with hot flushes and compulsory headaches and mood swings but the World would be a safer place once the WOMAN POWER start reducing populations? The end of the male population is totally within ‘lady power’ forever!! Whose Gotcha by the balls this time my bird! Imagine the laws they would pass to paedophiles, Guilty! Off with his bollocks and feed the underprivileged dogs ‘pedo-balls’! Yup I would vote for that, just find me a ‘goolies guillotine’ FFS!

Hold on to your own hollyhocks my lovers, hold tight Cornwall the invasion is starting, here comes Europe marching into the alleged peace and tranquillity of our lives here in Cornwall to live on our doorsteps and to cause gridlocks in the county and the roads are we assured and destined to suffer the same ‘over-population’ result in all major cities and towns and motorways with probably up to two million more of them are on their way and then the roll on effect of another two million and so on FFS.

But it isn’t’ their fault the poor sods that they are, they have got to live somewhere haven’t they? (Yes, but please not here in Cornwall) Although I could think of one farm that I would love to see a hundred travellers caravans with full squatter’s rights and loadsa bleeden kids! Revenge!! We love you all really cos you is human like us but how many of you are ‘real genuine refugee immigrants’ so tell the truth? Because I think there are multi thousands of people jumping on the bandwagon and they don’t belong to the ever growing ‘alleged migrants’ migrating which is a World problem.

I firmly believe we should have left Saddam Hussein in power. I know he was an absolute bastard but he did have total control in his region and Country which truthfully was not a lot of our business how he ran his own country affairs! He was a man feared but now look at the state of the World since he was taken out of power by Blair & Bush! Thousands upon thousands of innocent people have lost their lives as a result of two pig-ignorant jerks who did not listen to the public’s opinions. I believe the Syrian war would and could have been avoided, thank you to butt plugs Blair & Bush who are the real cause of all this migrant problem and the continuous wars! Blair & Bush Bastards (murderers) they are the real war criminals! And, I believe it is right to apologise to the WORLD for not listening to their pleas! NO WARS! NO WARS! It is time for us to stop interfering in other countries affairs, mind your own business FFS!

Pig’s foot-note!
I mean, during all my 50 odd years of dealings with the public which must amount to meeting millions upon millions of people. I have never-ever heard of anyone who would have sex with a pig and a dead one at that FFS? I asked a builder if he had ever heard of anyone having sex with a pig and he said ‘Yes, I does, the missus every night!

But, I’m not being disrespectful to our Pig Minister because he brings that’ all upon himself’ without any help from me. But here is a coincidence, if you take a close look at his pigtures there certainly is a strong resemblance and a hint of ‘pigness’ about our Pig Faced pig-shagging PM! FFS! Every time he comes on the Telly the whole country should shout “Oink, oink, Oink Oink! Wonder what happens on pig farms Mr Miles sir?

This is a part solution for the first but continuous flow of migrants into this country.
Part 2 later;

Date: Tue, 22 Sep 2015 09:46:22 +0000

Hello Geoff,

Thanks so much for your kind offer to put this in your Geoff Says pages. I have attached a larger high quality image.

Best wishes and thanks again,
Bex

Bex Cottell

Casting Assistant Producer

Tel: 0203 761 4545

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It is Saturday and the weather is dry so hopefully we can get all five of our Car Boots going this weekend.
Saturday at MITCHELL at 12.00 noon (No Dogs)
Saturday at Wadebridge at 3.00 pm (dogs on leads)
Sunday at TRURO at 12.00 noon (Dogs on leads)
Sunday at PENRYN at 1.30 pm (NO DOGS)
Sunday at Lanhydrock at 3.00 pm

Enjoy your weekend;

My picture of that Kate woman, you seriously cannot say she is a good looker can you?
Which reminds me I must go and feed the neighbour’s horse!

That is so rude Geoff!

Geoff

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Find the 5 you have one minute, I did it in less than half, so what!
Geoff

Mr Corbyn, why hide behind a beard? If you want the British Public to believe you then don’t stand behind a facial wig?
What is going on with blokes thinking that designer stubbles and growing hair on their faces is sexy!
Confucius he say, “Man who grows on his face what grows up his arse for nothing velly unhygienic”

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