The forecast again was heavy showers and none of the 22 sellers believed that it would rain as they basked in the sunshine whilst queuing, however there has got to be a GOD somewhere and just as I decided to park up the sellers the heavens opened and it absolutely pissed down as I stood out in the rain parking those plucky sellers outside the CATTLE PENS for then to carry all their sellable items into the pens dodging the rain!

But, 4 of the sellers lost their confidence deciding to leave the queue and go home! What they did not know was that as a gesture of GOODWILL Geoff decided to let all the buyers in for FREE entry and by the time the HORN went off to start the sale over 400 men women and their kids descended into the cattle pens to spend, spend, and spend some more!

By 1.30pm it was all over and takings ranging from £30.00 to £140.00 were gladly received by some very happy sellers! BINGO!!

When it rains like it did then the sun comes out to dry out all the rain is a time to hold your balls and be strong and face the weather particularly as the sale was held under cover! Like PAR on Thursday “He who hesitates is lost and doth not put any money into the till or thine back pockets” my lovers and those who went home without selling were todays “LOOOSERS” !!(loser’s)

Geoff

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On Thursday at 10.00am we opened that gates at Par Market in anticipation of holding a Car Boot Sale at 12.00 noon however the BBC had forecast showers during the day therefore we expected a low turnout of sellers and from 10.00 am onwards showers were in the area. At 12.00 noon there were 8 sellers waiting for the Car Boot to start however our rules are that there must be 12 sellers minimum for the Car Boot to start. As a gesture of GOODWILL towards the 8 sellers and in appreciation of the effort made by them I allowed the Car Boot Sale to go ahead and that the 8 sellers who braved the weather could sell for FREE also that any buyers would also be allowed FREE admission again as a gesture of goodwill on behalf of Car Boots Cornwall and of our Landlords at Par Market.

Several potential sellers who apparently live local to Par telephoned on numerous occasions from the comfort of their homes to enquire updates as to ‘will it or will it not go ahead’
My last minute decision to allow the 8 sellers to ‘go ahead’ completely wrong footed the ‘stay at home sellers’ but I can assure you that the great “Car Boot buyers” about 150 turned up for their FREE entry and they spent like wildfire into the bargain, and the sellers took very-very good money! Ha bloody Ha! I spoke to them all as they were packing up their cars to go home at 1.15pm and they were delighted with their adventure and ‘loadsa cash’ even though it was damn cold and windy, one seller took £74.00 and gave me a lovely wet kiss into the bargain (I must stop men kissing me) which proves ‘Those that hesitate loss out’ my lovers!

Thank you to all concerned in particular our Landlords for allowing us to go ahead as the gesture of goodwill without us paying rent! Not many landlord like that around!
Thank you!

Now then lets talk about Falmouth! Louise and I received 30 odd phone calls and texts ‘would Falmouth go ahead’? we told the callers we will go ahead if we get enough support and decent weather! We arrived at the Rugby club at 11 ish and it absolutely pissed down very heavy rain on 3 occasions and at 12.15 there had only been ONE seller arrive although we did notice several loyal buyers drive in and out of the grounds, however at 12.20pm we cancelled the Car Boot Sale and headed home!

Then the abuse started with rude phone calls at about 1.00pm because the sun had come out and there was NO Boot Sale and why do we advertise a Boot Sale if it doesn’t go ahead?? Simple answer is this, if there aint no sellers then its CANCELLED so to those rude callers (men) engage your brain before resorting to insults. Perhaps you could ask someone to read this to you dears!!

Similar to Rosudgeon we are asking regular husband & wife sellers to consider helping with the parking of sellers cars for some of our Car Boot Sales.
If you sell regularly at our events you can arrive early to set up your stall and whilst one looks after the stall the other helps us to park up the buyers your early stall will therefore be free of charge in appreciation of your help.
This system has worked well at Rosudgeon so no reason to assume it will not work with Car Boots Cornwall, if you are interested please speak with either Rachel, Louise or myself.

Thank you,

Geoff

Mitchell; The first grass cut of the season so we will have a further inspection mid-week, we could be ok for the 29th but don’t quote me its up to the Landlord and the weather to decide.

Watch this space! NEWQUAY CIRCUS FIELDS, I will be at a site meeting on Monday to arrange signs etc. and will report next week.

MONKEY TREE will go ahead this year we have not finally decided on what day or time.

MABE grounds need further draining and drying out so we hope for it to be ready before Easter.

LONG Rock will NOT start till JUNE similarly LANHYDROCK should start late May early June.

Truro is ‘up and running’ on Saturdays at 12.00 noon and SUNDAYS at 1.30 pm

Falmouth will start this FRIDAY subject to;

WADEBRIDGE; It is up to the Landlords to decide if we can start before the Royal Cornwall Show taking into consideration GROUND CONDITIONS!

Here endeth the gossip but I will update the information once decisions have been made.

Geoff

Car Boots Cornwall has decided to deal with its own catering trailers at most of our locations although we intend using outside caterers at some of our busier locations.
We have two Catering Trailers ready for the main seasons and we need someone to take charge of the Catering Department who has experience in this part of our business.
Our enclosed Catering Unit and stores is based in Penryn and the persons who may apply for this position as Catering Manager will be experienced with towing trailers to and from each location and the supervision and training of a team of people to assist.
If you are interested and can bring experience to the tasks involved please write to me at the email or unit address address below. Thank you.

Geoff Camden Wiles
Car Boots Catering. Unit 46
Parkengue Road
Kernick Industrial Estate
Penryn
TR10 9EP

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Did gypsies cut off man’s penis in revenge for him sleeping with one of their girlfriends? Police search A-road for missing manhood after arrest of suspect, 22

40-year-old found in distressed state at the side of the A66 in Middlesbrough
Police said he had suffered serious injuries, and wounds to his groin
It was reported a gypsy gang attacked the man in dispute over woman

It is understood that his penis was cut off and was missing
Police sealed off the busy route to search for it

Man, 22, arrested on suspicion of assault in relation to the incident

By Lucy Crossley and Sam Webb and Ted Thornhill

PUBLISHED: 14:03, 13 March 2014 | UPDATED: 12:20, 14 March 2014

A gypsy gang chopped off a man’s genitals after they discovered he had slept with one of their girlfriends, it has been reported.

Police brought a busy dual carriageway to a standstill today to hunt for a penis after he was discovered severely injured at the side of the A-road.

The 40-year-old was discovered in a distressed state on the side of the A66 dual carriageway in Middlesbrough this morning, Cleveland Police have confirmed. It has been reported that the man was seen searching in undergrowth.

A member of staff at Asda close to where the incident happened said he heard the man had suffered the horrendous injury to his groin.

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Could this be a Gypsy revenge?

The 40-year-old, from the South Bank area of Teesside, was discovered on the A66 in the early hours “in a distressed state” with wounds to his groin after the attack.

The road, from Greystones Roundabout to Church Lane in Middlesbrough, was shut earlier while searches of the area were carried out. It has now reopened.

A 22-year-old man was later arrested on suspicion of assault.

Cleveland Police said the injured man had been placed in an induced coma in hospital.

The force said in a statement: “Police can confirm that the man found this morning on the A66 had wounds to his groin area.

“Officers are continuing to investigate and are appealing for anyone with information to contact them.”

Geoff Says;
This man is urgently seeking to be reunited with his penis which answers to the name of “willy” in the meantime he will answer to his new name “Stumpy”

Robber who broke into hair salon is beaten by its black-belt owner and kept as a sex slave for three days… fed only Viagra A Russian man who tried to rob a hair salon ended up as the victim when the female shop owner overpowered him, tied him up naked and then used him as a sex slave for three days. Viktor Jasinski, 32, admitted to police that he had gone to the salon in Meshchovsk, Russia, with the intention of robbing it. Teaching a lesson: Olga Zajac, 28, allegedly held 32-year-old would-be robber Viktor Jasinski captive for three days in a back room of her hair salon, feeding him Viagra and having sex ‘a couple of times’ But the tables were turned dramatically when he found himself overcome by owner Olga Zajac, 28, who happened to be a black belt in karate. She allegedly floored the would-be robber with a single kick. Then, in a scene reminiscent of Quentin Tarantino’s Pulp Fiction, police say Zajac dragged the semi-conscious Jasinski to a back room of the salon and tied him up with a hair dryer cable. She allegedly stripped him naked and, for the next three days, used him as a sex slave to ‘teach him a lesson’ – force feeding him Viagra to keep the lesson going. The would-be robber was eventually released, with Zajak saying he had learned his lesson. Jasinski went straight to the police and told them of his back-room ordeal, saying that he had been held hostage, handcuffed naked to a radiator, and fed nothing but Viagra. Both have now been arrested. When police arrived to question Zahjac, she said: ‘What a bastard. Yes, we had sex a couple of times !!https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2013870/Robber-broke-hair-salon-beaten-black-belt-owner-kept-sex-slave-days-fed

It is great that the BBC have been told they can no longer take any persons to Court for not paying their TV licences it is a private matter therefore the BBC will have to resort to a collecting agency or similar. I seriously object to the licence fee you can go anywhere in the World and see BBC in every country and either side of their news or any programmes they have sold to these counties are advertisements, so why can’t the BBC sell some advertising space here in the UK and cancel the TV licence fee once and for all and let the Brits keep their £160.00 licence fee for themselves. Try totting up how much money the BBC have paid out to all their alleged ‘celebrities’ making them millionaires at your expense.
Whilst considering the above I believe everyone should get SKY FREE if that’s what they wants, let their bloody advertisers pay. That should please Mr bloody Rupert Murdoch the Pratt that he is.
You only have to look at the way in which the BBC over-reacted to the disputes in the Ukraine by sending out at enormous expense reporters to cover the story especially as BBC thought there was going to be a WAR!!

Not so, 0ur very dear Russian President PUTIN was most pissed off that Cameron and the American President and other world leaders did not attend the fantastically presented Sochi Olympics. So he decided to get even with them by sending Rusky troops into the Ukraine which is part Russian anyway and make it look like a looming war!
I think Putin has got real BALLS to do this and the World leaders have been rushing around like headless chicken whilst Putin looks the complete voice of reasoning. We Brits sent out ‘don’t be vague Hague’ and his main achievement was to place a bunch of flowers dedicated to those who dies “before the Ruskies got there.
Then you have motor mouth Cameron wanting to start a sanctions war so respectfully I ask “What the hell has it got to do with us” and why don’t we mind our own business because you can bet your life when the time comes Cameron will be the first to dedicate and squander multi multi millions of pounds of this Country’s money in aid to rebuild another Country.
I am not being mean about the Ukraine people they seem a decent bunch, but come on this our country has been pleading poverty since the Tories came to power and they are screwing the worse off jobless millions and the homeless with cutbacks everywhere including our health services and yet we fall over backwards in our rush to give billions in foreign aid my lovers and they don’t ask our permission or opinions!!

I believe that Nigel Farage from the UKIP party is a bit of a nutter like me but he is sticking up for those who want to limit the influx of Europeans arriving and taking over our jobs and homes. Now, I don’t blame them for wanting to be in this country but there has to be limits because there aint no housing and there aint no jobs! So, I have chatted with loads of our Car Boot crowds and they tell me they are either going to or considering voting for UKIP to send a message to the GOVERNMENT enough is enough, we have enough already!!

I remember when the population of this country was in the region of 50 million people and without exaggeration I believe this figure has doubled despite Government figures. My message is not confrontational, I am a realist and over recent years I have seen the declines in people’s standards of living and their fights to earn realistic wages. I further believe the so called UNEMPLOYMENT figures are false and totally politically manipulated figures and bear no relation to reality. So I too will give great consideration to voting with UKIP if only to see Knickers Clegg kicked out of power completely!!

CONGRATULATIONS to PUTIN for his country’s wonderful presentation with the SOCHI Olympics, there will be ‘no war’ he is not that stupid!! Bring back the overpaid BBC journalists you have all been wrong-footed by the Ruskies!!

Updated; 11th March
Over 100 sellers and up to 2500 people took part in Sunday’s Car Boot at Truro Cattle Market, massive amounts of BARGAINS and toot sold and bought and the sellers did very nicely thank you! The only complaints were that lots of undesirables climbed over the fencing to avoid paying 50p ?

So next week we shall be running a high voltage gate so they will be leapfrogged and catapulted over the new 8 foot barriers straight into a skip full of fresh cow shit!!

More tomorrow;

Geffers

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Yesterday I met with the General Manager of Kingsley Village the new owners of Newquay Circus Fields to discuss the 2014 season of Car Boot Sales and my proposals to commence the sales either the week before Easter or during the Easter Bank Holiday weekend. Depending on ground conditions we will certainly be open for the season hopefully at the beginning of April.

Certain gossipmongers have taken it upon themselves to say “Geoff has been kicked our of the Car Boots at Newquay” WALOBs! Kingsley Constructions do have planning permission for their proposed housing projects but we can rest assured that the majority of the 2014 Car Boot season WILL go ahead and my target date at the moment is Thursday the 3rd of April at 12.00 noon, so there!!